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Narrated by:
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Cat Baroco
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By:
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Eileen Sheehan
About this listen
In a romantic triangle of good and bad, it's hard to tell who's good and who's bad.
Lizzy Ewing is caught in a romantic triangle between two enemies: the handsome vampire Nevi and the hunky supernatural handler Geoffrey.
A supernatural handler herself, Lizzy must choose between Nevi and Geoffrey. One wants to be with her for all the right reasons, one does not.
Will she discover who is who before the bad destroys the good?
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-22-22
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Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- Joy
- 01-07-22
Great Story
This book was one of my favorites loved it! The story had a lot of adventure with a great love story. The narrator was so good in this book, totally enjoyed it. I love the end ( not spoiling it ) so good. It's a very entertaining listen.
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- Bethany Duquette
- 06-09-20
Loved It!
Another amazing story by Eileen Sheehan! So many plot twists! I felt like I was Team Jeffrey off and on throughout! The ending was crazy! I did not expect it!
Narration by Car Baroco was great!
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