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The Unicorn Delusion

How to Kill Your Inner Basic B*tch

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The Unicorn Delusion

By: G. L. Lambert
Narrated by: Patrick Stevens
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*All-New Audiobook Version - Contains new bonus chapters including "Dating Advice for Your 20s", "Relationship Strategy for Your 30s" & "How to Get Back Together After a Breakup" and much more!

This book is the ultimate crash course on how to destroy your basic ways and hit reset in all aspects of your life. This is a hard, unflinching, punch to the gut that will break you out of your old typical habits and show you step by step how to jump-start your life by becoming a confident, take-no-prisoners, warrior queen.

Are you basic? You don’t think so at first inspection but when you take a deeper look into your current life you have too many basic traits to count. Delusion has set in, and it’s time to do something about your lack of success, now, not later. No matter if you’re single, in a relationship, married, or divorced, it’s time to flip that switch and regain power over your life.

Written by G.L. Lambert, acclaimed author of Men Don’t Love Women Like You and Ho Tactics, this audiobook collects previously unreleased lessons too controversial for publication.

Chapters & topics discussed include:
How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch
Understanding the Opposite Sex
Self-Therapy: How to Reset & Reclaim Your Power
Dating After a Breakup
How to Save a Failing Relationship
How to Read and Expose Men
Dealing with Being Ghosted
And so much more!

©2019 Viceroy Publishing (P)2019 Viceroy Publishing
Gender Studies Love, Dating & Attraction Relationships Social Sciences Dating Inspiring
Powerful Paradigm Shift • Transformative Self-discovery • Powerful Narration • Honest Relationship Advice • Smooth Voice
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This is a fantastic book, like the others he's written which he references throughout. If you're thinking of reading "The Unicorn Delusion", I recommend you start with "Men Don't Love Women Like You" or "Ho Tactics", as they start you off on a powerful paradigm shift solidified in the "The Unicorn Delusion". Regardless of your goals, all these books contain valuable insight into the minds of men and women, empowering women to stop catering to societal nonsense and start living your best life. Get ready for a slap in the face though - G.L. doesn't mess around and you'll need a thick skin and brutal self-honesty to glean the benefits of his works!

G.L. Continues to Empower Through Honest Criticism

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This was my 3rd G.L. Lambert book to complete. I have to say he brings it everything. i like how cohesive and complete his books are. I also like that he chose the same narrator who made the book come alive as he had so much conviction when reading that I thought he wrote the book himself. Don't read this book if your not ready to assess yourself honestly as some of what the author is asking of you is hard to hear and accept. however, it is the truth. if you are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the ghosting, time wasting, and done feeling like everyone else has the answers but you- then alas! this is the book that keeps on giving...
because this definitely is needed and recommended to listen to weekly.
To G.L. : you truly have found your calling. I appreciate your ability to call a spade a spade to uncover the thought life of man to cover all the complexity of relationships with ourselves and the opposite sex, our motives, our projections, and the fact that you aren't trying to change us only encouraging us to find ourselves stop comparing, and do the inner work that radiates attraction and abundance. im truly inspired and hope that I can continue down this path as to stop setting myself up for heartbreak and rejection. thank you! C. Sillavan

G.L. brings it! Narrator is best ever!

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First of all the narrator Patrick Stevens is AMAZING! he reads it exactly how the author wrote it, expresses the words very well with the tone.
As a 26 year old this knowledge was very valuable for me, mainly for boosting yourself and stop settling for less just bcause you didnt know better.
I recommend it!!!

Try it it's worth it

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I definitely recommend this book! It gave me life and great advice! The book is very relatable!

Book was everything!

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I love this book & the narrator! Took notes & everything! I will replay again & again! Thank you

Life chAnger!

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I never understood the importance of living a sovereign life until I so nice until burnout. After countless disappointments and waiting for people to like & love me, I finally got fed up. It wasn’t until I got to this point did things come to me & this book is one of them. Stop living a mediocre life. Don’t choose safety. Choose calculated risk— you will always win in the end!

Read this to kill your inner basic B.

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As woman, i lack taking accountability for my actions. This was wonderful book. It has helped me look at myself and men differently.

Eye opening

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Lots of good advice, but don't listen to this man about $ex. The thing to keep in mind is G.L. Lambert is a man, so while he may have some good information and he may mean well he is always at least subconsciously going to be looking out for what is best for MEN. And what benefits MEN. Not what benefits you.

I would steer FAR clear of Lambert's advice when it comes to actual sex or "it doesn't matter how soon you sleep with a man." YES it does matter how soon you sleep with a man. You need him emotionally bonded to you and you need to weed out the players. That's going to take 3 months at a minimum. If you can't wait that long then you don't want to be the girl you marry. You want to be the girl you F. I know everybody has some story of some girl who slept with a guy on the first or third date and now they are happily married with kids, but that is NOT the standard situation. And if you want to stop having your heart broken, stop doing this dumb crap.

Also, you need a roster. You need to rotationally date... i.e. date (not sleep with) multiple men at once so you don't get overly attached to some loser who will just string you along and use you as long as he can get away with.

As for sex... seriously do not listen to Lambert's advice. You do not need to be sexually adventurous to get or keep a GOOD man. You want a man who treats you like a queen and worships you. You do NOT want a man who treats you like a whore. Many of the gross and degrading acts Lambert mentions is "whore stuff". Let him pay a prostitute if he wants that. Any man who LOVES you and CHERISHES you is not going to ask you to lick his a$$, That is NASTY. What is wrong with women and their self respect these days?

Ladies, you are not "enlightened and empowered" when you do all these disgusting and degrading things. And that is not how you "get the ring."

Remember this... NO queen ever licked any man's A$$ in the history of the world. You ask yourself why that is and act accordingly.

Lots of good advice but don't listen to this man..

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OMG must get priceless I did the audio book then I had to get the physical book to take more notes

The Univorn Delusion

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I like how raw, real , intentional and willingness to help women of all genere

that a large percentage of women has daddy issues.

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