
The Trumpiad: Book the Third
A Satirical Poem in Twelve Cantos
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Martin Rowe
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Martin Rowe
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In this book, the third volume of the satirical epic poem The Trumpiad, Martin Rowe delves into the tumultuous final year of the 2010s, including the denouement of the Mueller Report, the emergence of the Ukraine conspiracy, and the sundry and daily outrages committed by the President of the United States and his colleague in disruption in the United Kingdom. On the way, Rowe receives a lecture in satirical shamelessness and poetic decomposition from an unrepentant Marquis de Sade; he is visited by a clearly irritated and exasperated Maureen Dowd; and he finds himself tossed and turned about by impeachment and other scandals. The year ends much as it began, with the President still in power, and Rowe’s verses continuing to rumble relentlessly on.
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