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Grady Hendrix
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Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias meet Dracula in this Southern-flavored supernatural thriller set in the '90s about a women's book club that must protect its suburban community from a mysterious and handsome stranger who turns out to be a real monster.
Patricia Campbell's life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she's always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they're as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.
This predictable pattern is upended when Patricia meets James Harris, a handsome stranger who moves into the neighborhood to take care of his elderly aunt and ends up joining the book club. James is sensitive and well-read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn't felt in 20 years. But there's something off about him. He doesn't have a bank account, he doesn't like going out during the day, and Patricia's mother-in-law insists that she knew him when she was a girl, an impossibility.
When local children go missing, Patricia and the book club members start to suspect James is more of a Bundy than a Beatnik, but no one outside of the book club believes them. Have they read too many true crime books, or have they invited a real monster into their homes?
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They call them wayward girls. Loose girls. Girls who grew up too fast. And they’re sent to Wellwood House in St. Augustine, Florida, where unwed mothers are hidden by their families to have their babies in secret, to give them up for adoption, and most important of all, to forget any of it ever happened. Everything the girls eat, every moment of their waking day, and everything they’re allowed to talk about is strictly controlled by adults who claim they know what’s best for them.
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I’m not crying! It is just the witchcraft!
- By Jamie Toepel on 01-22-25
By: Grady Hendrix
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Ankle Snatcher
- Creature Feature Collection
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Marcus grew up believing his father killed his mother—then blamed it on the boogeyman under the bed. Always leave the lights on, his father warned, or the boogeyman will get you. Marcus still heeds the superstition, especially when he invites his new girlfriend over. Is Marcus haunted by a creature or has he just inherited his father’s murderous delusions? The night will tell.
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Maybe Itʻs Time to Invest in a Futon
- By Amazon Customer on 01-10-25
By: Grady Hendrix
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Horrorstör
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Tai Sammons, Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Something strange is happening at the Orsk furniture superstore in Cleveland. Every morning, employees arrive to find broken Kjerring wardrobes, shattered Brooka glassware, and vandalized Liripip sofa beds—clearly someone, or something, is up to no good. To unravel the mystery, five young employees volunteer for a long dusk-till-dawn shift and encounter horrors that defy imagination.
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For Those of Us Who've Spent Too Much Time in IKEA
- By Dave on 03-08-16
By: Grady Hendrix
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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 11 hrs
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Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families.
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Paperbacks from Hell
- The Twisted History of ’70s and ’80s Horror Fiction
- By: Grady Hendrix, Will Errickson - contributor
- Narrated by: Timothy Andrés Pabon
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Take a tour through the horror paperback novels of two iconic decades...if you dare. Hear shocking plot summaries that invoke devil worship, satanic children, and haunted real estate! Horror author and vintage paperback book collector Grady Hendrix offers killer commentary and witty insight on these trashy thrillers that tried so hard to be the next Exorcist or Rosemary's Baby. Complete with story summaries and artist and author profiles, this unforgettable volume dishes on familiar authors like V. C. Andrews and R. L. Stine, plus many more.
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The Rosetta Stone of horror schlock
- By Stefan Filipovits on 08-26-20
By: Grady Hendrix, and others
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BadAsstronauts
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Ezra Buzzington
- Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
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Walter Reddie is a washed-up former astronaut who takes it upon himself to build a rocket ship to rescue his cousin, who is stuck on the International Space Station after a mission gone wrong. If America won’t rescue its astronauts, Walter will do it himself. Violating numerous laws, common sense, logic, and reason, Walter Reddie becomes a lightning rod for people who aren’t ready to lay down and die just yet.
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excellent!
- By Erin Cline on 05-20-22
By: Grady Hendrix
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These Fists Break Bricks
- How Kung Fu Movies Swept America and Changed the World
- By: Chris Poggiali, Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Grady Hendrix
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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When a major Hollywood studio released Five Fingers of Death to thrill-seeking Times Square moviegoers on March 21, 1973, only a handful of Black and Asian American audience members knew the difference between an Iron Fist and an Eagle's Claw. That changed overnight as kung fu movies kicked off a craze that would earn millions at the box office, send TV ratings soaring, sell hundreds of thousands of video tapes, influence the birth of hip hop, reshape the style of action we see in movies today, and introduce America to some of the biggest non-White stars.
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Oh the memories
- By Texaspaz on 01-31-25
By: Chris Poggiali, and others
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The Blanks
- The Shivers Collection
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Moniqua Plante
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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Jeckle Island offers Rachel’s children the chance to spend summers roaming wild and free, as long as they follow the rules. But when her son comes face to face with a terror they dare not speak of, she must prepare for their perfect world to change. Forever.
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The narrator is amazing.
- By Daniel Murray on 04-22-25
By: Grady Hendrix
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Dread Nation
- By: Justina Ireland
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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Jane McKeene was born two days before the dead began to walk the battlefields of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania - derailing the War Between the States and changing the nation forever. In this new America, safety for all depends on the work of a few, and laws like the Native and Negro Education Act require certain children attend combat schools to learn to put down the dead.
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The Dead Are Never Lonely
- By Cynthia on 05-15-18
By: Justina Ireland
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Nestlings
- By: Nat Cassidy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Nat Cassidy
- Length: 13 hrs and 4 mins
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Ana and Reid needed a lucky break. The horrifically complicated birth of their first child has left Ana paralyzed, bitter, and struggling: with mobility, with her relationship with Reid, with resentment for her baby. That's about to change with the words any New Yorker would love to hear—affordable housing lottery. They've won an apartment in the Deptford, one of Manhattan's most revered buildings. Reid dismisses disturbing events and Ana’s deep unease and paranoia as the price of living in New York—people are odd—but he can't explain the needle-like bite marks on the baby.
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One of my favorite new authors
- By Jess A. on 04-01-24
By: Nat Cassidy
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The September House
- By: Carissa Orlando
- Narrated by: Kimberly Farr
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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When Margaret and her husband Hal bought the large Victorian house on Hawthorn Street—for sale at a surprisingly reasonable price—they couldn’t believe they finally had a home of their own. Then they discovered the hauntings. Every September, the walls drip blood. The ghosts of former inhabitants appear, and all of them are terrified of something that lurks in the basement. Most people would flee. Margaret is not most people. Margaret is staying.
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Insufferable.
- By Jeremy Brandon on 09-23-23
By: Carissa Orlando
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Final Girls
- A Novel
- By: Riley Sager
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett, Hillary Huber
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
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Ten years ago, six friends went on vacation. One made it out alive... In that instant, college student Quincy Carpenter became a member of a very exclusive club - a group of survivors the press dubbed “The Final Girls”: Lisa, who lost nine sorority sisters to a college dropout's knife; Sam, who endured the Sack Man during her shift at the Nightlight Inn; and now Quincy, who ran bleeding through the woods to escape the massacre at Pine Cottage. Despite the media's attempts, the three girls have never met.
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Not what I expected...in a good way
- By Chanda Leigh Combs on 08-08-17
By: Riley Sager
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The Death of Jane Lawrence
- A Novel
- By: Caitlin Starling
- Narrated by: Mandy Weston
- Length: 13 hrs and 28 mins
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Practical, unassuming Jane Shoringfield has done the calculations and decided that the most secure path forward is this: a husband, in a marriage of convenience, who will allow her to remain independent and occupied with meaningful work. Her first choice, the dashing but reclusive Doctor Augustine Lawrence, agrees to her proposal with only one condition: that she must never visit Lindridge Hall, his crumbling family manor outside of town. Yet on their wedding night, an accident strands her at his door in a pitch-black rainstorm, and she finds him changed.
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Promising but Messy
- By W.Oberlin on 02-14-22
By: Caitlin Starling
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The Witch in the Well
- By: Camilla Bruce
- Narrated by: Charlotte Davey, Christina Cole, Emily Barber
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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Centuries ago, beautiful young Ilsbeth Clark was accused of witchcraft after several children disappeared. Her acquittal did nothing to stop her fellow townsfolk from drowning her in the well where the missing children were last seen. When author and social media influencer Elena returns to the summer paradise of her youth to get her family's manor house ready to sell, the last thing she expected was connecting with—and feeling inspired to write about—Ilsbeth’s infamous spirit. The very historical figure that her ex-childhood friend, Cathy, has been diligently researching.
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Very Good
- By Bitten and Seven Forever on 10-26-24
By: Camilla Bruce
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- HistoryGrad
- 06-25-20
I mean...
Concept is great, and at the beginning the humor is too. Sort of Fannie Flagg meets Christopher Moore. I wanted to love this book. But the characters are so limp, so infuriatingly naive and precious, as well as latently racist, privileged and sheltered. Except for Mrs. Green there is not one woman in here I'd have anything to do with. They make one bad decision after another, all for the sake of being ladies and good wives, and appearing Christian. They whine continually, and they refuse to see what's in front of their faces. They're cowards, and they only do what needs to be done when, after watching harm come to those around them, they themselves are in danger. The book could have been saved if, after they've taken care of James Harris, any of them, besides Patricia, woke up, found her strength, and divorced (or killed-- fun!) their cheating, bible-thumping, abusive, clownish husbands. They don't. They just go back to being acceptable southern wives. Gag.
It also needs a good editor. There are way too many long winded descriptions of the times between which ANYTHING happens. I know people do dishes and clean carpets and wash curtains...do we need to hear all about it? Do we need long conversations where literally NOTHING is accomplished or solved? A loooooong section of the main character being bossed by her husband, and being prescribed drugs by him in order to get her already lame & weak personality back into a even more controlled state; rather than saying no, she just chooses to overdose. With her kid in the house. Get that? The only time in the book she shows any kind of strength is a ridiculous, passive aggressive move to end her life and "show" her husband. And why is Blue's (her son) fascination with Nazi's so overly discussed if it was going to pan out to nothing? The book never solves that issue or uses it in any way. It was just more excruciatingly belabored detail we didn't need. I would like to have seen that used, smacked down, explained....whatever. Zzzzzzz...
The author also reeeeeeeeaaally likes to describe in detail womens' pubic areas. Old ladies, teenagers, middle-aged book club characters, no one is out of bounds. I don't want to cast aspersions on the author, but clearly he is a HE, and these passages must have been borrowed fromthejournal he kept as a teenager...? God, I hope so.
The woman who performs this, though, Bahni Turpin...she's amazing. She nails a lot of accents in a short space, and is passing with the rest. She carries it and is the only reason I kept listening. The stars I give belong to her.
All in all, I imagine this is going to be a popular book...in my experience this kind of non-thinking, women-are-weak offal is usually adored and slobbered over. But it definitely did not live up to its potential. It was a waste of more time than I should have given it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-18-20
Southern ladies culture Spot on!
My daughter talked me into this book. Vampire books or movies just isn’t my jam. But she convinced me & I absolutely couldn’t put it down. The lady that did the narration was fabulous and just greatly entertained me. She was as good as the story! I highly recommend this book!
Teresa
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- T
- 01-29-25
This is why I Listen to Audiobooks
I don’t like vampires. I’ve never understood the appeal. But I will listen to anything by Grady Hendrix and Iʻm glad I listened to this one.
Bahni Turpin is just an absolutely fantastic narrator. She really understands Hendrix’s drama and humor, and brings his characters to life the way they deserve. What sets Grady Hendrix apart from most horror writers is the time and care he spends building his characters before delving into the weird and gory. He creates relatable characters thrust into unrelatable situations, and Turpin is adept at balancing the dichotomy of the two.
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- Book Club Fan
- 02-14-21
Beware of the horror scenes...
I’ll start by saying I loved her writing style. But this is a horror genre and my book club picked it because it had the same kind of “funky title” and as “the Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society.”
To be clear, those two books couldn’t be more dissimilar! :)
This book is well written, the pace kept me invested, the characters were believable - and the reference to old favorites that they read for their books club(s) was delightfully nostalgic for me.
The gross scenes were Stephen King level gross, so without noting any spoilers, it’s got some pretty intense scenes.
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- Kristin Meyer
- 10-09-20
Entertaining easy read for spooky season
Perfect easy entertaining read and I love Bahni Turpin’s narration. It has bits of horror, racism, feminism, and comedy. She also narrates Fried Green Tomatoes and was a perfect fit for that.
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- Ricklie
- 05-06-20
exceptional narration and an excellent story
amazing narrator and the story is amazing. The author is great at having a functional group of realistic characters.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-14-21
Not Great, Not Terrible
First off.. The woman reading this book was AWFUL. Do you know what the difference between ( , ) and ( . ) is?! JEEZUS. Talk about ridiculous! The fake Southern accent was as bad as the real thing.
Secondly the main characters family was sh!t, if the fckn Vampire didn't kill them all I was about ready for her to SNAP and kill them all herself, which ultimately would have made this a better story in the long run 😂 there was no major twists or anything jaw dropping but it also wasn't as child rapey as some of the 'commenting Karens' would have you believe. There is rape, but its not incredibly descriptive and its a brief detail.. Honestly its not worse than anything you'd read by Anne Rice.. Compared to her books this is PG.
This book just wasn't special, it was nice to help pass some time but I'm not blown away by it and it could have been way darker.
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- R. Child
- 06-14-20
Fun Read especially if you have a great bookclub
Very entertaining story. I love my bookclub and I love vampires so the story had me by the title alone, but overall it had great character development, you really fall in love with all the characters. Besides a fun story line,
the audible performance was top notch!
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- Michael Ferguson
- 11-28-21
Wow!
This book was everything I look for in a good horror read! It was as hilariously funny as it was epically gory and horrific! The performance was also amazing! Loved listing to this one and would highly recommend!
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- jjm
- 04-24-21
A Must Read
This book will have you on the edge of your seat-wonderfully written. Full of suspense and imagination! Loved it!
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