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Rebels with Wrinkles
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Narrated by:
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Maria McCann
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By:
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Marty Essen
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The Bold, the Brave, and the Wrinkled: Retirement Just Got Rowdy!
Barry and Beth, high school sweethearts separated by time and circumstance, find themselves reunited at the Blue Loon Village senior living center in Minneapolis. Now both seventy, they rekindle their relationship only to discover how differently time has shaped them. Beth has blossomed into a free spirit with a goth flair, while Barry has transformed into the curmudgeon he swore in his youth he’d never become.
Determined to prove you’re never too old to make a difference, they set off on a daring road trip across America as Silver Squad vigilantes. Along the way, they pick up a woman on the run from her abusive husband, confront a mass shooter with only a can of SPAM for defense, and become accidental celebrities along the way.
Inspired by a dollop of Harold and Maude, a pinch of Dexter,a sprinkle of Thelma & Louise, a dash of Bonnie and Clyde, a quiver of Robin Hood, and a curmudgeon of A Man Called Ove, The Silver Squad: Rebels With Wrinkles is a comedic novel that celebrates living life to the fullest.
Gold Medal: 2025 IPPY Awards for Humor
Winner: 2025 National Indie Excellence Award for Best Romantic Comedy
Winner: 2024 Indies Today Award for Best Humor Book
©2025 Marty Essen (P)2025 Marty EssenCritic reviews
“To my mind, this book had it all, a well-written tale, engaging dialogue, dynamic and memorable characters on an epic journey that is both heartwarming and funny at the same time. I also loved the epilogue that wrapped things up at the end.”—Seattle Book Review (5 Stars)
“The Silver Squad: Rebels with Wrinkles is an inspiring and delightful read that reminds us it’s never too late to make a difference—or to find love and adventure. It’s a perfect pick for readers looking for a mix of humor, action, and heartfelt moments, with a cast of characters who prove that age is just a number.”—Bookshelf
“I cackled way more than was polite, lol. I’d love to have more adventures with Barry and Beth!”—Nikki’s Book Nook
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Humourous but believable . a string of events make this a book a classic.
Well worth the time for reading or listening to.
Truest fiction ever written
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Rebels without a Clue
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Enjoyable listen
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Marty Essen, the author, serves up a story that starts with a relatable challenge faced by the elderly, then spices it up with realistic characters and unexpected twists. With humor woven into every scene, the tale keeps listeners laughing while delivering a dose of heartfelt drama. Each character is thoughtfully crafted to fit their role, making for a story that’s both authentic and wildly entertaining! The dialogue feels real and natural, making for a truly immersive listening experience!
Narrator, Maria McCann delivers a stellar performance, elevating the story with her dynamic voice and captivating delivery. Her versatility, precise cadence, and energetic narration make for an engaging listen. She masterfully captures the essence of each character, bringing them to life with depth and richness. A truly outstanding collaboration!
I can only hope to have this much fun when it’s my turn for a senior living center! This was an absolute delight—I couldn’t stop listening and stayed up way too late enjoying every moment!
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Can't Wait for My Silver Years! Tons of Fun!
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Living to their fullest
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The book starts with Barry and Beth reuniting at the Blue Lagoon senior center after many years apart. As they rekindle their relationship, they discover just how different they are now compared to how they once were. Deciding to make a difference in their old age, they embark on a road trip that will leave you laughing all the way. Canned Spam, a woman on the run, a mass shooter, and celebrity status, are just a few of their encounters along the way. In The Silver Squad, Rebels with Wrinkles, Marty creates the perfect marriage between comedy and the reality of getting older while reminding us that age is just a number, and it is never too late to make a difference and live life to its fullest. Maria McCann’s energy and excellent narration bring the characters to life as only she can.
I am a huge fan of Marty’s work and writing style, and this book does not disappoint!
What a great listen!!!
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So good
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Unrealistic, untrue statements made in storytelling, rates less than one
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