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Serena Terry
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From Sunday Times bestselling author and TikTok sensation @MammyBanter
One month to go. One stressed mum. Can she pull off the perfect family Christmas?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
Like every mum, Tara wants a perfect Christmas for her family – but no-one else is lifting a finger and she’s losing her elf-ing mind.
From a vaping teen, explosive potty training and a disastrous Nativity, to a distracted husband acting very out of character, the final straw is Tara’s glamorous, feckless mother moving herself back in for the holidays.
Can Tara pull off the holly jolly Christmas of her dreams? Will she deck the halls and not her family? Or is this a Christmas catastrophe waiting to happen…
Mammy Banter was a Sunday Times #4 hardback fiction bestseller on 5 March 2022.
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- Ida Garsaae
- 11-25-22
Fantastic
I loved the story. Serena Terry has done it again. loved her first book too.
Serena Terry does a super brilliant job at reading the story.
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- TinaJoy
- 01-01-24
Love the humor and (mostly) realistic portrayal of mom life!
Serena is like listening to a grown up version of Derry Girls - full of humor, Irish expressions, and the day to day ups and downs of being a mom! I laughed my ay through the book. A fully enjoyable tale with lots of charmingly corny Christmas references to boot.
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- deanna
- 03-04-24
the entire story
I absolutely love the two books she has written and I hope and pray there will be more. they are incredible. I'm a huge fan
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- Courtney-Erin
- 12-14-24
Reality
From an American…I thought it was hysterical and real!!! Love Serena Terry’s comedy & writing!!!
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- Vicky
- 12-10-23
Fun story
A easy holiday read with a fun crazy story. Could have been shortened a little but cute.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-19-23
Laughed so hard!!
Warning: Don’t listen to this at work! I was rolling I was laughing so hard and also teary eyed at some parts. Loved this book so much!
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- Tjm
- 12-21-23
My Favorite Christmas Book
I'm listening to this Every Christmas!! One of the funniest books I've ever listened to.
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- Barb Freman
- 03-21-24
Serena Terry does it again!!
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Lively tale of family life and relationships. I laughed, cried, and cheered this family along through their adventures. I hope that there are more tales from the Gallagher family to come ,
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- Sarah
- 11-19-22
Another hilarious read!
Well, Serena Terry has done it again! It was so funny! It made me laugh, it made me cry and made me laugh until I cried!
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- Sumi06
- 07-26-23
Loved it!
This is one of my new favorite authors and I really hope she keeps writing books because she is truly talented at making every day life hilarious!
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