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Aubrey Plaza
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In the much-anticipated follow-up to the bestselling The Legend of the Christmas Witch, Parks and Recreation star Aubrey Plaza and creative partner Dan Murphy's fiery heroine has returned. . . and this time she's taking on Christmas.
By now you’ve heard the legend, all but forgotten, of Santa Claus’s twin sister. Many years ago, this shadowy figure followed in Santa’s footsteps, searching for him while leaving odd gifts of her own. One fateful night, they finally came face-to-face, and she hasn’t been heard from since. Until now . . .
The Christmas Witch has returned.
After centuries trapped in her icy chamber, the snow is finally melting, and Kristtörn awakens. She finds that the holiday she loved is now controlled by the mysterious Kringle Corporation. She embarks on a journey to a world unknown to her, where she meets the inventive young Poppy and sweet old reindeer Donner, who agree to help her restore Christmas to its former glory. Little do they know that she wants more than order . . . she wants revenge.
In the highly anticipated follow-up to the bestselling The Legend of the Christmas Witch, award-winning producer and actress Aubrey Plaza and her creative partner Dan Murphy give the true spirit of Christmas a modern and wonderfully witchy twist.
©2022 Aubrey Plaza and Dan Murphy (P)2022 Listening LibraryListeners also enjoyed...
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- AM Reader
- 12-08-24
Love The Christmas Wish!
Wish these stories were longer. Love the characters and the story. And she does a beautiful job with narration. Top notch.
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- John Jones
- 11-13-22
a quick listen and a great children's book.
It's a great children's offering from my favorite girl, Aubrey Plaza. It should be a must listen Christmas story.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-31-22
I thoroughly enjoyed these 2 Christmas stories.
I liked the one leading into the Return, and how it is left open.
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- Jacquita R. Pickett
- 01-28-23
Wonderful! A treat to listen to. Fairy-tale like.
Would like to hear more of this type of story. Easy. Fun. Too short. Great story.
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- R. Westfall
- 12-10-22
Christmas Fun
"She filled her cauldron with salty bay water and spoke these words as she stirred.. Mist of darkness fill the air, hand of nightshade lock of hair, shroud the land as black as night, some witch hazel to blind the sight, pinch of wolfsbane ounce of coal, bunch of hemlock in the bowl, to the brew now add these three; mistletoe, holly, and bayberry."
Love this witchy Christmas series! It's spooky cute, and Aubrey does such a great job narrating!
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- Frank
- 12-04-23
Evil Hag
Aubrey Plaza aka the Evil Hag nails it again! Great follow up to the last book. @heyfrank
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