
The Princess and the Plumber
Beast to Beauty, Vol 1
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Bill Allender
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M David Lutz
About this listen
Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the king and queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land.
She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep, like Sleeping Beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day, she wastes away while the king's bumbling knights journey to a land far away to find a cure.
The question is: Will they be successful and return in time?
The knights do not realize that Olaf has been secretly sent by the queen to ensure the mission will succeed. They face crazy dangers and challenges. Listen on to find how things turn out. Not your usual fairy tale, this one is for grownups. The tale endeavors to poke fun at everyone and has its serious and touching moments as well as humorous ones.
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