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Narrated by:
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Timothy West
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Prunella Scales
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By:
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Julian Barnes
About this listen
In a collection that is wise, funny, clever and moving, Julian Barnes has created characters whose passions and longings are made all the stronger by the knowledge that, for them, time is almost at an end.
The stories included are:
- 'A Short History of Hairdressing'
- 'The Story of Mats Israelson'
- 'The Things You Know'
- 'Hygiene'
- 'The Revival'
- 'Vigilance'
- 'Bark'
- 'Knowing French'
- 'Appetite'
- 'The Fruit Cage'
- 'The Silence.
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- Cariola
- 07-03-12
A Real Downer
I picked up this collection of short stories on the strength of Barnes's Booker-winning novel, The Sense of an Ending. Similarly, most of these stories also deal with aging--but without the humor and touch of hope found there. Quite a few deal with artists, musicians and writers who have lost their talent; several others involve elderly people who suffer from Alzheimer's and their caretakers. Overall, I found it rather sad and depressing, although finely written.
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- Hilary
- 08-07-14
Banal, petty characters mocked by author.
Really, no fun at all. Too bad, because I dearly love Prunella Scales. She is one of the very best readers. Barnes just comes off as mean-spirited to come up with these miserable creatures and then make fools of them in narrative.
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