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Poached Parody: The Lizard Fifth, Book 5
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When an inventor’s secretary is murdered, everyone assumes Mick will take the case because he knows the accused. Why won't the squirrel come out of hiding and talk to the police? Everyone who knows anything does nothing but lie. If not for his wife's taste for adventure, Mick would wash his hands of the whole affair.
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- B.McGrath
- 05-19-22
some greed pays off
If this is retirement for Mick, I feel bad for him. The humor and dry wit Mick puts down is priceless and had me giggling a lot throughout the story. I love how Mick puts all the lose ends
together all nice and tidy!! Very entertaining. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job bringing it to life.
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