
The Jesus Cow
A Novel
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Michael Perry
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Michael Perry
About this listen
New York Times best-selling humorist Michael Perry makes his fiction debut with this hilarious and big-hearted tale, a comic yet sincere exploration of faith and the foibles of modern life that blends the barbed charm of Garrison Keillor, the irreverent humor of Christopher Moore, and the audacious insight of Chuck Klosterman.
Life is suddenly full of drama for low-key Harley Jackson: A woman in a big red pickup has stolen his bachelor's heart, a Hummer-driving predatory developer is threatening to pave the last vestiges of his family farm, and inside his barn is a calf bearing the image of Jesus Christ. His best friend Billy, a giant of a man who shares his trailer house with a herd of cats and tries to pass off country music lyrics as philosophy, urges him to avoid the woman, fight the developer, and get rich off the calf. But Harley takes the opposite tack, hoping to avoid what his devout, dearly departed mother would have called "a scene".
Then the secret gets out - right through the barn door, and Harley's "miracle" goes viral. Within hours pilgrims, grifters, and the media have descended on his quiet patch of Swivel, Wisconsin, looking for a glimpse (and a percentage) of the calf. Does Harley hide the famous, possibly holy, calf and risk a riot, or give the people what they want - and raise enough money to keep his land - and just possibly, win the woman and her big red pickup truck?
Harley goes all in, cutting a deal with a major Hollywood agent that transforms his little farm into an international spiritual theme park - think Lourdes, only with cheese curds and t-shirts. Soon, Harley has lots of money... and more trouble than he ever dreamed.
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- KJNuri
- 08-17-15
Entertaining and Thought Provoking
Perry is perhaps the best author narrator I've ever heard. His characters are people I want to know. The story is funny compelling and provocative. One of the best books I've listened and this year.
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- Jeannie
- 12-14-17
I loved it!
I was lost in the world created by michael relating to people in my own reality. I could see the scenes laying out feel the emotions characters experienced this is must listen for everyone!
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- HeatherRose
- 06-10-15
Not his best
This was his best writing up to about mid point where the fantasm gets a little too far but you go with it anyway because it's Mr. Perry and you trust him. And then you get to the last chapter and it wound together far too neatly and without explanation. Bummer. But his worst is still something I would regard as a favorite.
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- Randy
- 08-17-15
JCOW Enchants
The book captures rural Wisconsin living. The personalities seem a bit amplified, but they are spot on. Every small town seems to include this array of characters in one form or another.
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- P. Maki
- 07-23-17
Small town Wisconsin
Listened to this twice. Once by myself and once with my wife. We are both from Wisconsin and it pretty much reflects small town Wisconsin thought.
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- Chris Lane
- 12-18-22
Starts out Slow, but ends good
It took me a while to get into it, but once I did it was the only thing I listened to.
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- coffeeguy
- 03-28-18
Fantastic!
A great listen start to finish! Perry, giving inflection to his own characters provides a listening delight as only the author himself could!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-13-23
Interesting Characters and Storyline
I loved these characters. I feel I know many of them well. Again, the authors voice and understanding of these people makes it so pleasant to listen to.
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- kindle
- 06-06-15
Lightweight and Amusing Story
Not a story that I feel strongly about in any way. I was amused but would not call this a 'must read' book.
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- Lorena L.
- 07-07-15
Funny, yet moving tale of small town life
I really enjoyed this novel. The main characters seem to be just slightly crazier than the people you know and the town dynamic really rang true.
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