
The Incomplete Tim Key
About 300 of His Poetical Gems and What-Nots
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About this listen
A wildly original poetry collection written and read by one of the UK’s most exciting young comics. A poet who favours dark suits, lager and long hot baths, he works on BBC Four in Charlie Brooker's Newswipe and on Radio 4, doing his late night poetry show.
In 2009 he won the Edinburgh Comedy Award for his poetical recital The Slutcracker and has filmed some of his verse in black and white to overwhelming critical approval. Billed by Time Out as “He’s a genius plain and simple” Tim’s incomplete and unabridged reading of his book is hilarious and inventive, playful and punchy, and light and dark by turn.
Contains some strong language and content.
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- niva dias
- 12-01-21
loved it
if you like Tim's poetry album (the one on a boat) this is sort of like that, except he's not yelling at Lord and it's two and a half hours long. really great stuff
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