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Carver Brothers, Book 2
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Tim Paige
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Dianna Roman
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There's no picking who you love...nor getting rid of them. Murphy Malone loves his orchard, his mother, and his dog. Life is great until he can't stop thinking about what he's missing—someone to share it all with. When he realizes that his love for his best friend, Jesse Carver, runs deeper than the bonds of friendship, it just makes things worse. The problem—Jesse Carver is the straightest man he's ever known. Only time and distance can ease the ache, but what do you do when your loyal best friend follows you to the gay singles cruise you fled to in an attempt to escape your feelings? Tropes: idiots in love, awakening, friends to lovers, forced proximity
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- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux, Iggy Toma
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Harper Reid has no money and nowhere to go, but he can't spend one more day under the same roof as his abusive boyfriend. Desperate to start fresh, he takes on a special case through the caregiver agency that contracts him. The client has fired everyone else, but this job includes lodging, so Harper will find a way to make it work until he's back on his feet.
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Humorous and Heartfelt!
- By K-Me on 04-04-23
By: Dianna Roman
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Head over Feels
- A Bent Oak, Texas Novel
- By: Bix Barrow
- Narrated by: Declan Winters
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Felix: What would happen if everyone you’d ever dated got together and plotted against you? For me, it’s glitter bombs. Lots and lots of glitter bombs. Okay, maybe I deserved the first one or two. Or three. But when things become less glitter and more grenade, I’m forced into hiding with the smokin’ hot older client I just had a sizzling one-night stand with.
By: Bix Barrow
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Catalyst
- Chain Reaction
- By: Aurora Crane
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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Detective Quinn Hughes doesn't have many regrets in life, but Sebastian Devlin is the biggest. As a cop and a defense lawyer, the deck was stacked against them to start with, but Quinn was the one who left a burning inferno behind him. Missing his chance with ex-Special Forces Commando Peyton Sinclair is a close second on his regrets list, but Quinn isn't going to ruin the happiness Peyton has found with fellow police officer Will McMahon for anything—not even a chance at his own happiness.
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So much fun!
- By Elizabeth Broadaway on 04-07-25
By: Aurora Crane
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Skeletons in the Closet
- Shadowy Solutions, Book 1
- By: Nicky James
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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The unlikely pair Tallus Domingo and Diem Krause find themselves together on a case, uncovering secrets they never expected. But doesn't everyone have skeletons in their closet?
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Good start
- By Rocinante on 06-05-24
By: Nicky James
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Lot 62
- From Nothing, Book 2
- By: Nordika Night
- Narrated by: Brandon Francis, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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Coming from nothing and gaining something is a lot to handle. Can they hang on to it? A year after moving in together on Lot 62, Devon and Maddox have a whole new dynamic to adjust to—cohabitation. Merging their personalities and energies into one tiny trailer is a lot to handle, but so is their relationship. There are bound to be some growing pains, and these two are about to work through them all. As they strive to steady their relationship, they also have a horde of troubles coming their way.
By: Nordika Night
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Stealing Ronan
- South River University, Book 1
- By: Isabel Lucero
- Narrated by: Declan Winters, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
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Stealing Ronan wasn’t the plan. I’d never imagined I’d steal a boyfriend from my sister, but when I saw him strutting to my couch with his perfect body, gorgeous face, and that mouth—God, that mouth, it was like he was plucked from my wettest dreams and brought into my life just for me. Lusting after a straight guy who’s dating my sister is a problem in itself, but the bigger problem comes when he’s invited on a family trip with us for Christmas. Just as I thought I was doing a pretty good job ignoring his soft lips and gazes, we’re hit with a blizzard, leaving me and Ronan locked up together.
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Great story. Excellent narration
- By Moxxi on 12-11-24
By: Isabel Lucero
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The Backup Plan
- King Sports, Book 1
- By: Eden Finley
- Narrated by: Liam Dicosimo, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Failing to make it in pro ball left me absolutely devastated. Baseball has been my life, my dream, but it’s time to move on. Becoming a sports agent was always my back-up plan, and now that I’m interning at the biggest queer-focused firm in the country, I’m doing my best not to let my bitterness toward baseball affect my future. That’s really difficult when I’m assigned to babysit Kelley Afton, hotshot rookie pitcher for Philly. He has everything I ever wanted, and he doesn’t even appreciate it. I didn’t become an agent so I could soothe the ego of diva athletes.
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Pro baseball players looking for love
- By tomluvshockey on 04-16-25
By: Eden Finley
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You Again
- Men of Olympus, Book 1
- By: Dianna Roman
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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Brokenhearted and love-scorn, Johnny finds himself forced back into the dating pool by his overbearing mother and meddling best friend. Is it fate, interference, or a dating app glitch that keeps pairing him with his complete opposite, a handsome brick mason with a smile that makes bad decisions worthwhile? While Aiden is seemingly perfect inside and out, Johnny is a realist. There's no way that man's peanut butter goes with his clumsy, nerdy jelly. If only he could convince his libido and the determined brick mason that he's not on the market, he could get back to his solitary life.
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Good story. Good narration
- By Aethena Drake on 09-20-22
By: Dianna Roman
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Under Your Skin
- By: Lee McCormick
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Trapped in nightmares from my past, the only comfort I find is in gifts from the man who killed my mother's killer—presents wrapped in a body bag and delivered to the morgue for me to examine. From the first time I saw his mark, I knew I had to keep my killer safe, had to keep his work a secret for me and me alone. Every body is a love letter, and I'm the only one who can read them.
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Dark but Beautiful!
- By Itzel Wallace on 11-27-24
By: Lee McCormick
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Shots on Net
- SCU Hockey, Book 1
- By: J.J. Mulder
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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Carter Morgan III hates everything about South Carolina University except for one thing: hockey. As the starting netminder for the team, he lives for those moments when he can step onto the ice and between the pipes. Unfortunately, his time at school and on the team is slowly coming to an end. Although he'd love nothing more than to pursue a career in the NHL, he knows better than to get his hopes up.
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So Very Enjoyable!
- By Gavzmom on 12-28-24
By: J.J. Mulder
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The Convict
- Devil's Mayhem MC, Book 1
- By: RS McKenzie
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Michael Gallagher
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Fifteen years to life is a long time to be sentenced to prison, even if I do deserve it. As the Enforcer of my MC, I had to do some things that would give most people nightmares. I'm prepared to do my time, waiting for my lawyer to appeal my sentence. But when an opportunity presents itself to escape, I take it. I'm on my way back to my clubhouse in Tennessee when I get stuck in a small Missouri town. I have to kidnap the small-town mechanic to aid in my escape, ignoring the unfamiliar cravings I feel towards him.
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Wow!
- By AngieDB on 10-16-24
By: RS McKenzie
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- MCH
- 12-07-24
Love love love.
This was hilariously sweet and sexy. Such a good listen. I will be listening to it again.
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- K-Me
- 12-15-24
Honestly Two Hilarious Idiots!
This story and characters are brilliantly written, but just wow, Liam Dicosimo and Tim Paige made this listen next level. I legit could not stop smiling and laughing. Just waiting for the next clueless Jesse moment was fun. His finger fighting for sword fighting and Murphy's exacerbated reaction Every time he did it was priceless. The scene with Jesse in the wrong kind of harness had me in hysterical tears. There were just so many moments and these two were just so likable. Without a doubt one of my favorite listens of the year!
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- Aethena Drake
- 02-24-25
Good story. Good narration.
Dianna Roman does a wonderful job of creating effective first-person narratives. Jesse and Murphy are best friends, but their distinctly different perspectives on life generate some personal confusion about their relationship. The narration by Liam DiCosmo and Tim Paige was a nice addition to the story.
I am not a big fan of the misunderstanding tropes, but I didn't mind with this story because, honestly, Jesse is a bit of an idiot sometimes, and Murphy has his moments. Their story is definitely worth listening to if you need a lighthearted romance between two best friends.
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- Karisha H
- 12-23-24
Funny, Sweet, and Appropriately Titled!
Definitely entertaining, and perfectly cast! The fact that the narrators are IRL friends might make this sort of friends-to-lovers story even better. As for the story itself, it’s sweet with a bit of angst (mostly due to miscommunication—even when the characters are ~trying~ to communicate, but just aren’t particularly good at it), and a good amount of humor.
As for the title, well…let’s just say it’s accurate. Jesse isn’t going to be winning many awards for his intelligence, even if he means well. The number of times I found myself literally muttering “oh my god” and “you sweet summer child” and “bless his heart” were…far from zero. Definitely felt for Murph, just waiting for the little hamster who runs the wheel in Jesse’s brain to finally power it up! Lots of “wait for it….THERE it is” moments. I’d say no one could possibly be as dense as Jesse, except I’ve known a handful of people who were EXACTLY this dense/oblivious throughout my life
Overall, a fairly light, sweet read/listen. Lighter and sillier than the book before it in the series, but with just as many feels
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- Rebecca K
- 01-03-25
Great follow-up
After listening to The Gentleman, I read this book immediately. I absolutely couldn’t wait for the audio. I love the story, and both Jesse and Murph. And man, the audio made it even better! Tim and Liam are great. And some of the miscommunication or lack of just seemed to make more sense hearing it than reading. In any event, this is a great second book, which can be read/listened to as a standalone (although The Gentleman is FANTASTIC, so you should listen to that too!) and was super amusing.
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- ThatsWhatDeeRead
- 03-22-25
IDTs in love
The miscommunication was so strong with these two. The love thankfully was strong. These two were so sweet.
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- DC Reader
- 12-17-24
slow
not too bad but not enough story for a full length novel. I also just felt that the straight MC was unbelievable in regard to his cluelessness. I got the basic idea, but I just didn't feel like it was an interesting enough story and the characters weren't developed enough.
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