
The Hunt for the Hollywood Clone
Gavin Baller, Book 1
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Steven Heumann
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Steven Heumann
About this listen
Gavin Baller isn't a hero...but he plays one on TV!
As the most famous actor in Hollywood, he has ego to spare. Too bad Gavin's about to learn he's also the biggest disappointment in the universe. Add some sewage to the mix and he's having a very bad day.
Aliens are on his tail, and Gavin might not survive long enough to sell the movie rights!
With his estranged best friend and a beautiful protector in tow, Gavin has to become the hero he always pretended to be.
Can he escape and return to his celebrity lifestyle? More importantly, will he even want to?
What’s an egotistical actor to do?
If you love Ernest Cline, Douglas Adams, or Andy Weir, you'll love Gavin Baller! Grab your copy of this unexpected and hilarious novel today! You won't be able to put it down!
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- BJay Whimpey
- 03-19-19
Oh the places you'll go!
What an amazing and fun book by Steven Heumann, he once again captures me from the very beginning and keeps me on the edge of my seat with laughter and adventure to the very end. I can't wait to see more adventures of Gavin Baller!
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- Gail
- 02-17-20
Reminds me of a comic book.
Steve has the gift of the Gab. Or should I say the gift of the pen. Steve takes you into a unusual world. I feel the Steve’s style is like a comic book style. Bringing the characters to life.
He tells a story about Gavin. If you like a story with a difference and Aliens this story could be for you. I really enjoyed being taken into this different world.
Steve does this without using strong corse language or gor. Violence is like a comic book. I feel that this book could be read by both young and old
Steve also lures you into this world with his narration. He’s voices are all different enhancing every character.
Well done Steve.
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