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Narrated by:
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Patti Murin
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Jon Root
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By:
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Christina Lauren
About this listen
From the New York Times best-selling author behind the “joyful, warm, touching” (Jasmine Guillory, New York Times best-selling author) The Unhoneymooners comes a delightfully charming love story about what happens when two assistants tasked with keeping a rocky relationship from explosion start to feel sparks of their own.
Carey Duncan has worked for home remodeling and design gurus Melissa and Rusty Tripp for nearly a decade. A country girl at heart, Carey started in their first store at 16, and - more than anyone would suspect - has helped them build an empire. With a new show and a book about to launch, the Tripps are on the verge of superstardom. There’s only one problem: America’s favorite couple can’t stand each other.
James McCann, MIT graduate and engineering genius, was originally hired as a structural engineer, but the job isn’t all he thought it’d be. The last straw? Both he and Carey must go on book tour with the Tripps and keep the wheels from falling off the proverbial bus.
Unfortunately, neither of them is in any position to quit. Carey needs health insurance, and James has been promised the role of a lifetime if he can just keep the couple on track for a few more weeks. While road-tripping with the Tripps up the West Coast, Carey and James vow to work together to keep their bosses’ secrets hidden, and their own jobs secure. But if they stop playing along - and start playing for keeps - they may have the chance to build something beautiful together.
From the “hilariously zany and heartfelt” (Booklist) Christina Lauren comes a romantic comedy that proves if it’s broke, you might as well fix it.
©2020 Christina Lauren (P)2020 Simon & Schuster AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Single mom Jess Davis is a data and statistics wizard, but no amount of number crunching can convince her to step back into the dating world. After all, her father was never around, her hard-partying mother disappeared when she was six, and her ex decided he wasn’t “father material” before her daughter was even born. Jess holds her loved ones close but working constantly to stay afloat is hard...and lonely. But then Jess hears about GeneticAlly, a buzzy new DNA-based matchmaking company that’s predicted to change dating forever.
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Love love love
- By Alexandra Patterson on 05-19-21
By: Christina Lauren
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The True Love Experiment
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cole, Cindy Kay
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Felicity “Fizzy” Chen is lost. Sure, she’s got an incredible career as a beloved romance novelist with a slew of bestsellers under her belt, but when she’s asked to give a commencement address, it hits her: she hasn’t been practicing what she’s preached. Fizzy hasn’t ever really been in love. Connor Prince, documentary filmmaker and single father, loves his work but when his profit-minded boss orders him to create a reality TV show, Connor is out of his element. Desperate to find his romantic lead, a chance run-in with an exasperated Fizzy offers Connor the perfect solution.
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I hate Cindy Kay’s voice so much I have to listen at 3x speed
- By Shelby Sundwall on 05-17-23
By: Christina Lauren
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Sweet Filthy Boy
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Shayna Thibodeaux
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
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One-night stands are supposed to be with someone convenient, or wickedly persuasive, or regrettable. They aren’t supposed to be with someone like him. But after a crazy Vegas weekend celebrating her college graduation - and terrified of the future path she knows is a cop-out - Mia Holland makes the wildest decision of her life: follow Ansel Guillaume - her sweet, filthy fling - to France for the summer and just…play.
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I lost a night of sleep to a Frenchman
- By Katherine on 09-04-14
By: Christina Lauren
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In a Holidaze
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Patti Murin
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year...but not for Maelyn Jones. She’s living with her parents, hates her going-nowhere job, and has just made a romantic error of epic proportions. But perhaps worst of all, this is the last Christmas Mae will be at her favorite place in the world - the snowy Utah cabin where she and her family have spent every holiday since she was born, along with two other beloved families.
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Meh
- By DawnO on 12-19-20
By: Christina Lauren
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If the Shoe Fits
- A Meant to Be Novel
- By: Julie Murphy
- Narrated by: Jen Ponton
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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With a shiny new design degree but no job in sight, Cindy moves back in with her stepmother, Erica Tremaine, the executive producer of the world’s biggest dating reality show. When a contestant on Before Midnight bows out at the last minute, Cindy is thrust into the spotlight. Showcasing her killer shoe collection on network TV seems like a great way to jump-start her career. And, while she’s at it, why not go on a few lavish dates with an eligible suitor?
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Best book I’ve listened to in a long time!
- By LK on 08-13-21
By: Julie Murphy
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The House
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Louise, Deacon Lee
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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His shirt is black, jeans are black, and shaggy black hair falls into his eyes. And when Gavin looks up at Delilah, the dark eyes shadowed with bluish circles seem to flicker to life. He lives in that house, the one at the edge of town. Spooky and maybe haunted. Something worse than haunted. And Gavin is trapped by its secrets.
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Spooky!!!
- By Angelica Quintero on 10-06-15
By: Christina Lauren
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Autoboyography
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Deacon Lee, Kyle Mason
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Three years ago Tanner Scott's family relocated from California to Utah, a move that nudged the bisexual teen temporarily back into the closet. Now, with one semester of high school to go and no obstacles between him and out-of-state college freedom, Tanner plans to coast through his remaining classes and clear out of Utah. But when his best friend, Autumn, dares him to take Provo High's prestigious Seminar - where honor roll students diligently toil to draft a book in a semester - Tanner can't resist going against his better judgment and having a go.
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✫✫ 4.5 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 06-16-18
By: Christina Lauren
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The Unhoneymooners
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Cynthia Farrell, Deacon Lee
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.
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Cute, in a creepy way.
- By Susan 🎧Audible-a-holic🎧 Crowe on 05-16-19
By: Christina Lauren
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The Paradise Problem
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Patti Murin, Jon Root
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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Anna Green thought she was marrying Liam “West” Weston for access to subsidized family housing while at UCLA. She also thought she’d signed divorce papers when the graduation caps were tossed, and they both went on their merry ways. Three years later, Anna is a starving artist living paycheck to paycheck while West is a Stanford professor. He may be one of four heirs to the Weston Foods conglomerate, but he has little interest in working for the heartless corporation his family built from the ground up. He is interested, however, in his one-hundred-million-dollar inheritance.
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so refreshing
- By NB on 06-13-24
By: Christina Lauren
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Love and Other Words
- By: Christina Lauren
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Macy Sorensen is settling into an ambitious if emotionally tepid routine: work hard as a new pediatrics resident, plan her wedding to an older, financially secure man, keep her head down and heart tucked away. But when she runs into Elliot Petropoulos - the first and only love of her life - the careful bubble she’s constructed begins to dissolve.
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫ Great Narration
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 04-13-18
By: Christina Lauren
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Falling for Your Best Friend's Twin
- A Sweet Romantic Comedy (Love Clichés Sweet RomCom, Book 1)
- By: Emma St. Clair
- Narrated by: Kevin Eiger
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
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He may make her geeky heart beat faster, but Abby’s crush on Zane needs to die. Not only is he her best friend’s twin - an epic violation of friend code - but he’s her total opposite. Oh, and right now? He’s also her client. Zane’s startup has enough headaches. He doesn’t need the added stress of having his sister’s irritatingly adorable friend taking over his office and getting under his skin - in more ways than one. His company’s launch may rest on Abby’s shoulders, but the cost to Zane’s sanity and his heart might be too high.
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Engaging and fun story
- By Sandy C on 03-27-22
By: Emma St. Clair
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Decker
- Changing the Play
- By: Kayley Loring, Connor Crais
- Narrated by: Connor Crais, Mackenzie Cartwright, Ava Lucas, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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Johnny Decker, #12. Star quarterback for the Boston Tomcats. Two-time Super Bowl MVP...a decade ago. Nickname: "Decker the Panty Wrecker". When we lose our beloved team owner, his estranged daughter inherits the Tomcats. I don’t know which is worse—the fact that she’s a finance nerd from New York who knows less than nothing about football...or that I mistook her for a secretary when we first met. She’s stubborn, uptight, infuriating, looks way too good in a skirt, and she’s wrong about absolutely everything—from pizza to how to run my team.
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Fantastic collaboration!
- By Phara Blair on 03-16-22
By: Kayley Loring, and others
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- Dayhiker
- 08-18-24
My Kind of Story
Yes, this is a romance. Two people meet and fall in love. And they didn't even like each other at first. And they come from completely different backgrounds and are totally different. And yet, there is a "happily ever after."
But this is more the story of a very talented young woman whose designs are the backbone of a successful brand, but whose contributions are a well-kept secret. This brand is fronted by a married couple whose aspirations differ widely from one another, and whose success is marred by the disintegration of their ability to communicate with one another while attempting to present the now false image of a loving pair.
I really loved this story, not only for the romance and the excellent narration, but for the way it advocates for the assistants who manage the stars, who allow them to appear so easily presentable and attractive to audiences, in order to create the illusions that sell the brand.
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- Kendra Griscom
- 04-05-24
Sweet love story & growth
Loved their slight rivals to friends to lovers theme and even liked the third act breakup because it gave Carrie the perfect window to do something independent just for herself. Even the celebrity part of it wasn’t super cringey (except for the twitter threads - please god stop doing that). Young people navigating sticking up for themselves while growing together.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-02-21
Classic Romcom Fun
Overall: just a really fun, light listen- especially great for a distraction during chores/commute and such.
I especially enjoy the two voices narrating, and both are great. Every once in a while (and especially when life feels heavy), a romcom is exactly what I need. The Honey-Don’t List suits perfectly for that- 5 stars for: engages quickly, interesting characters, and great narration. Bonus points for some nuance that will remain unspecified to avoid spoilers- but perhaps you’ll notice them too.
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- Barbara Hoover
- 11-17-20
Loved the premise...
This book had an interesting premise and I love it. The characters are alive. They jump off the pages.
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- Haney Hayes Promotions
- 04-30-20
Calling all HGTV Fans!
The dynamic duo has done it again. They haven't written a thing I haven't at least liked. I love how they keep banging out these great books for me to fall in love with. Great characters and world-building. I wish I could say it was unique but this seems to be an up and coming trend. This one was exactly the RomCom they claim it is but all in all another great story.
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- jodiod
- 03-29-20
Loved every minute.
Remarkable story and narration. Each novel of Christina Lauren’s gets better and more complex. Yet delightful.
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- Micki
- 05-24-20
great book
loved it.It was hard to get into in the beginning but glad I stuck with it
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- Dasia Mack
- 04-24-24
Fun characters
This was a great care free read that picked up quickly. Love the dynamic between characters
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-17-25
Great story and romance book
I am a fan of Christina Lauren . I really enjoy her story telling, like the pace of her books and love her well definited characters. The narration was also excellent!
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- Skullinda
- 02-21-25
Well entertained
Christina Lauren’s books are always a fun read. The perfect breather for all the intense and overly emotional books I’ve been reading lately. The Honey-don’t List offered a bit of banter and that cringeworthy humor I look for when I need a good laugh. I listened to the audiobook and was well entertained by Patti Myron and Jon Root’s narration. I’d love to hear more of their work and feel that they fit CL’s style perfectly.
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