
The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes
The Hitman's Guide, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Michael Ferraiuolo
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By:
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Alice Winters
About this listen
Jackson
Now that Leland’s decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side, we’ve been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didn’t know he would be just as reckless as a PI, but it’s not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Leland’s gun shrine - or stop him from making our cases “more exciting” by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall, life seems perfect, right?
Wrong.
We’ve been called in to investigate a suspicious murder committed by someone claiming to be the Sandman. When we find a note on the victim’s body, we realize that this could ruin our lives forever.
Leland:
I wasn’t involved in the murder. It might look like my writing and my note, but I wouldn’t do that to Jackson -especially after I promised him that I wouldn’t take a hit ever again. At least, not without telling him. I’m finally starting to learn that we’re stronger together, and I’m not going to jeopardize that.
Luckily for both of us, this copycat doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Game’s on, fake Sandman. You think you can mess with me? Well, maybe you can, but that’s beside the point, because I will protect Jackson no matter what, even if I almost drown him in the process. (Really, that wasn’t my fault. He should learn how to swim better.)
This audiobook contains: Disco ball piñata, camping with Sasquatch, an acrobatic housekeeper named “Mr. Cleanyface”, a questionable massage table, weapons everywhere, Jackson’s nemesis - the fence, a turkey showdown, aerial silk antics, a reappearance of Blow-up Randy, over-the-top body armor, too many hitmen, and so many emotions that Leland’s chest might explode. This is the second book in a series - while you could listen and enjoy it on its own, you really should listen to The Hitman’s Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love for maximum enjoyment.
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What’s a white knight to do when his princess is causing utter havoc, leading in mass murder? Go to the famous Black Sorcerer of Grimslock for help, apparently. What’s a black sorcerer to do when the white knight comes to him for help? Keep him, naturally.
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Soooo much better with EDITING!
- By JGreene on 07-06-23
By: AJ Sherwood
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A Beginner's Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters
- Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mae
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, Cooper North
- Length: 6 hrs
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Adam is not having a good day. First, he finds out his very long-time boyfriend has been having an affair. Then, his dramatic exit becomes a little too dramatic when he ends up dead. To top it off, he finds out that the afterlife isn't at all what he expected (he has no desire to learn to play the harp, thank you very much). Fortunately for him, some afterlife bureaucratic screw-up ends him up with the most smoking-hot demon he's ever seen, and he decides he's keeping him. Maybe the afterlife won't be so bad after all.
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Interesting story
- By Sara on 10-28-24
By: Shannon Mae
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Happy Endings
- Demon Magic, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
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Smart men never dabble with demons. I never claimed to be smart, but at least, I’m powerful enough to control them. When I bound Havoc to me nearly 300 years ago, I never realized how difficult he’d make my life, although “accidentally” lighting him on fire every now and then does bring a smile to my face. Havoc is handsome, mysterious, and somehow, my closest companion, even if we don’t always get along.
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incredible as always.
- By Rebecca Azizov on 12-23-20
By: Alice Winters
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Hidden in Darkness
- In Darkness Series, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
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When Felix lands a job taking care of a man recovering from severe injuries, he thinks his life may have just turned around. Anything has to be better than the place he's leaving. There's something about Lane that draws Felix to him and makes him question if this place could finally become a home for him. But when someone begins stalking Felix, he is left to question who Lane is and what actually happened to him. Together, Felix and Lane will be forced to see just how far they will go to protect each other.
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I'm going to keep this one in the Favorite pile
- By Mo on 10-10-18
By: Alice Winters
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A Simple Mistake
- Deadly Mistakes, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Weirdly, people don’t react overly well when you’re caught standing over the dead body of a murderer who’d walked free. It’s not that I thought my fellow homicide detective would rejoice when he saw what I’d done, but is a pat on the back too much to ask for? Maybe a gold star at the very least? The problem is that the person who caught me is Gabriel, the only person I care for and adore… and he’s prepared to look the other way if I leave homicide and promise to never kill again.
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- By ClinD2002 on 04-25-25
By: Alice Winters
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The Orc and the Manny
- Monsters Hollow, Book 1
- By: Chloe Archer
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Working with kids is totally my jam, and I'm damn good at what I do. Just call me Maxy Frickin' Poppins! When a new job prospect comes my way, I'm intrigued. A chance to move to Mystic Hollow (aka Monsters Hollow) to be a well-paid manny for two adorable orclings? Talk about a dream position. Sold! But when I lock eyes with the seriously sexy orc who's their guardian—and my new de facto boss—for the first time, I'm a goner. Big, muscular, and green all over–he's giving me full-on Hulk meets stern professor vibes—and I like it.
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Loved it!
- By song121 on 06-02-24
By: Chloe Archer
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Within the Mind
- In the Mind, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Seneca is the complete package. He's smart, sexy, and confident, much to Chevy's annoyance. They've worked with each other for two years, and even though Chevy might secretly find his partner charming and attractive, playful harassment is all they have. Chevy was born with a unique gift that allows him to go into the memories of others. As detective, he uses this ability to find peace for victims who have been hurt or attacked. But neither Chevy nor Seneca are prepared when they are asked to go into the mind of a serial killer in hopes of finding survivors.
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Joel Leslie
- By groa on 01-12-20
By: Alice Winters
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Fake Dates and Fanged Mistakes
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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This week hasn’t gone the best for me unless you count Casimir, the sexy ancient vampire, bringing me back from the brink of death (and tying my fate to his in the process). Not that it matters if the werewolves and vampires don’t stop their ridiculous feud, because someone is targeting them and widening the divide between our communities with each body they leave in their wake. But as the alpha’s son, I have a plan to fix everything. I’m going to convince Casimir to fake date me to show the others that we can work together. I mean… what could go wrong?
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Worth the listen!
- By Marc Hunter on 03-26-24
By: Alice Winters
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Fated Mates and How to Woo Them
- A Fated Mates Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Derek Prince
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
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Chase is crazy busy behind the scenes at the fraternity get-together, so when an alumnus comes in, he just notes a hot man in his vicinity and goes right back to work. When Ronan gets hurt and Chase feeds him, Chase's reaction opens up a whole new world of possibilities. Ones that Ronan wants to explore. Is Chase compatible with vampires? Or could he possibly be something more?
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So cute
- By Liz Prosser on 04-10-24
By: AJ Sherwood
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Of Secrets and Wolves
- Winsford Shifters, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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My whole life, I’ve been taught to despise shifters. So when I’m hired to track two escaped convicts, I’m suddenly thrust into the world I hate - or thought I did. Yet I’m inexplicably drawn to the alpha of the pack, whose land the convicts may be hiding on. He’s different than any shifter I've ever met - laidback and quick to laugh, caring, and protective. As secrets are revealed, I start to wonder if everything I’ve been raised to believe was a lie, though it may not matter, because it seems like someone wants us dead.
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Not Charming
- By Amazon Customer on 05-03-21
By: Alice Winters
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Prince of Lies
- By: Lucy Lennox
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Rowe Prince is many things. But when it turns out Rowe’s lies conceal a secret that threatens the company I’ve spent years building, I have to choose: say goodbye to the sweet pretender I’m falling for, or risk everything for a man who just might be… the prince of lies.
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The blurb is misleading--in a good way!
- By heinouslizard on 03-04-23
By: Lucy Lennox
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Nixing the End of the World
- Phoenix's Quest, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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“You are the savior of mankind” are the last words I ever expected to hear while nibbling on fries. The thing is, I’m not mankind saving material. I don’t even have magic (and just found out it exists). I’m the most boring, normal(ish) human ever. Suddenly, I’m being tossed right into the middle of a fight that started years before I was even born, and then I get partnered up with Alastair, a quirky magical Guardian. He is rather attractive and sweet when he’s not into the whole “woe is me, I can’t let myself fall in love with you” nonsense.
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Started off great
- By T.L.M. on 08-18-21
By: Alice Winters
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Cast in Shadows
- Shadow's Lure, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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When the light-magic users known as Casters took everything from me, I vowed to make them pay. Little did I know the perfect opportunity would show up in the form of a sweet Caster the moment I took his arrow to the heart…literally. Bastian knows that I’m made of dark magic, the very thing he’s been taught to destroy. But instead of turning away from me, he takes a chance on me, leading me behind the walls of the group out to kill me.
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I have many questions
- By Maryellen in Metsland on 08-08-23
By: Alice Winters
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Roman
- Vampire's Mate, Book 1
- By: Grae Bryan
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
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Danny Kingman is used to fending for himself. Working nonstop as an ER nurse to pay for his mother’s care, he’s been putting his own life on hold for as long as he can remember. But when an unbelievably hot, strangely intense man saves him from a mugging, Danny has a feeling everything is about to change. Especially when that man suddenly pops out a pair of fangs.
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will there be more on Audible
- By Anonymous User on 06-07-23
By: Grae Bryan
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- Sue 🎧
- 05-01-20
excellent!
Did the story keep me engaged: yes
Did I feel an emotional connection to the characters: yes
Would I listen to it again: yes
• Story is entertaining, dialog amusing and characters likeable. If you go into this book expecting general silliness and nothing particularly deep you won't be disappointed.
• Michael Ferraiuolo does a fantastic job on the narration, his sweet, snarky always enthusiastic Leland is spot on and Jackson comes across as perfectly wrapped around Leland's little finger. 😊
Thoroughly enjoyed it.
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- Lisa L Teetz
- 05-11-20
Amazing!
I never wanted this book to end! I loved every single word from beginning to end. It is impossible to explain what is so phenomenal about this book, you have to experience it for yourself. Alice Winters has created one of my favorite characters ever in Leland...I am completely in love with a Hitman! This had everything I wanted and more...humor, snark, wit, charm, emotion, epic storytelling... it was exceptional! Jackson and Leland are back with their friends from the first book as well as some new characters that were a wonderful addition, especially Castle who i hope gets his own book one day.
I cannot imagine anyone but Michael Farriaoulo narrating this story. He just is Leland and Jackson. He adds so much to the story with the way he interprets and narrates this book. He brings the inflections, the feelings and the humor front and center. I laughed out loud, I kept going back and reslistening to parts, I will immediately listen to this again. Everyone needs to experience this audiobook!
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- Alex
- 08-02-20
Hilarious and exciting
Another amazing adventure. Leland is a joy and Jackson is the perfect partner for him. Really enjoyed how the relationship developed and the way the stakes escalated through the book. Castle was a fun addition to the cast. and Leland's developing trust with Ava and Henry was fun to see too. Loved it.
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- Nalla Jodi
- 04-28-20
A wonderful follow up
I fell in love with the first and now there’s this. I love every moment and new characters! No lag or a boring part in this book. Michael did wonderfully in bringing, once again, these awesome character to life.
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- M.
- 11-18-20
So much laughter!!!
The story is great. Super funny! I love the voice actor! He is amazing and makes the story even better!!!!
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- Chad W. Nixon
- 09-02-20
A fun story
I like the humor in this book, the narator does an excellent job of acting out the characters.
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- Buscatlady
- 03-29-24
Too many jokes
I disliked too many jokes. Also, I love the narrator but sometimes Henry, the Dad and bad guy sounded a lot alike.
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- Rachel BPG
- 04-24-20
Love!!
This was so good! I love Leland and Jackson! They are so funny and sweet!! Do yourself a favor and read everything Alice Winters writes you won’t be disappointed!
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- Marie
- 11-05-20
need the next book
this is one of my favorite book series other then the vrc books i cant help but lol when i listen to your books and my kids look at me like i am crazy but great job as always and great job to Michael
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- april kendrick
- 07-09-21
Funny
This had me laughing out loud. I wish it didn't have to end. I was so excited to heels more and know how it was going to end. When it finally ended I was sad it was over. These two books are why I got into the author Alice winters. Love her work.
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