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Corey Brill
About this listen
A chilling domestic story of terror for fans of Black Mirror and The Amityville Horror.
When a young family moves into an unfinished development community, cracks begin to emerge in both their new residence and their lives, as a mysterious online DIY instructor delivers dark subliminal suggestions about how to handle any problem around the house. The trials of home improvement, destructive insecurities, and haunted house horror all collide in this thrilling story perfect for fans of Nick Cutter’s bestsellers The Troop and The Deep.
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Critic reviews
"Nightmare territory…Often terrifying, consistently unsettling, and dripping with mounting dread, Cutter and Sullivan have created a modern masterpiece." —Richard Chizmar, New York Times bestselling author of Chasing the Boogeyman"
"The Handyman Method is a window into our deepest fears via strange and insidious how-to videos. Cutter and Sullivan have created a hallucinatory, chilling read that raises its level of dread and tension with each turn of the page...horrifying." —Gus Moreno, acclaimed author of This Thing Between Us
"A brutal yet modern twist on the haunted-house story….Full of moments…that will burrow under readers’ skin." —Library Journal
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- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Jeremy works at the Video Hut in Nevada, Iowa. It's a small town in the center of the state - the first a in Nevada pronounced ay. This is the late 1990s, and even if the Hollywood Video in Ames poses an existential threat to Video Hut, there are still regular customers, a rush in the late afternoon. It's good enough for Jeremy: It's a job, quiet and predictable, and it gets him out of the house, where he lives with his dad and where they both try to avoid missing Mom, who died six years ago in a car wreck.
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Underwhelming
- By laurie on 02-10-17
By: John Darnielle
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Gods of Howl Mountain
- By: Taylor Brown
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 9 hrs
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In Gods of Howl Mountain, award-winning author Taylor Brown explores a world of folk healers, whiskey-runners, and dark family secrets in the high country of 1950s North Carolina. Bootlegger Rory Docherty has returned home to the fabled mountain of his childhood - a misty wilderness that holds its secrets close and keeps the outside world at gunpoint. Slowed by a wooden leg and haunted by memories of the Korean War, Rory runs bootleg whiskey for a powerful mountain clan in a retro-fitted 1940 Ford coupe.
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Appalatia Noir
- By meanwhile on 09-18-18
By: Taylor Brown
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Howls from the Wreckage
- An Anthology of Disaster Horror
- By: Christopher O'Halloran - editor, Cassandra Khaw, Mike Adamson, and others
- Narrated by: Don LaFollette, Torchide, Joshua Davos, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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Skies darken. Sirens wail. Buildings tremble with each distant boom. You grasp your loved ones close to you. Any second could be your last. Howls from the Wreckage will push you to the edge of imminent disaster—and drown you in the heartbreak of its fallout.
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Underwhelming at best
- By april strahan on 11-22-24
By: Christopher O'Halloran - editor, and others
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Dead Low Tide
- A Novel
- By: John D. MacDonald
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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A classic novel by John D. MacDonald with an exclusive introduction written and read by Dean Koontz. A college graduate and amateur fisherman, Andy McClintock is stuck toiling in the office of a construction company. But when Andy tries to quit, his boss offers him a promotion and a raise - and then promptly kills himself with a harpoon gun. At least, that's what it looks like, until the police rule it homicide - with the murder weapon belonging to Andy.
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Clever plot twists
- By Laura Lehman on 06-12-19
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The Island
- By: Adrian McKinty
- Narrated by: Mela Lee
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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After moving from a small country town to Seattle, Heather Baxter marries Tom, a widowed doctor with a young son and teenage daughter. A working vacation overseas seems like the perfect way to bring the new family together, but once they’re deep in the Australian outback, the jet-lagged and exhausted kids are so over their new mom. When they discover remote Dutch Island, off-limits to outside visitors, the family talks their way onto the ferry. But as soon as they set foot on the island, which is run by a tightly knit clan of locals, everything feels wrong.
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Love McKinty, but ....
- By Emily S. on 05-22-22
By: Adrian McKinty
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A Life with Ghosts
- By: Steve Gonsalves, Michael Aloisi - contributor
- Narrated by: Steve Gonsalves
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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Steve Gonsalves—already considered to be one of the top paranormal investigators in the world and a pioneer in the industry—now presents his debut book, A Life with Ghosts! Widely known as a lead investigator of the smash hit TV series Ghost Hunters as well as Ghost Hunters Academy and Travel Channel’s ratings king, Ghost Nation, Steve presents a collection of his most meaningful paranormal experiences from some of his favorite haunted locations.
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One of the best
- By Collin S. on 09-01-23
By: Steve Gonsalves, and others
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Ararat
- By: Christopher Golden
- Narrated by: Robert Fass
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Christopher Golden's Ararat is the heart-pounding tale of an adventure that goes wrong - on a biblical scale. When an earthquake reveals a secret cave hidden inside Mount Ararat in Turkey, a daring, newly engaged couple are determined to be the first ones inside...and what they discover will change everything. The cave is actually a buried ancient ship that many quickly come to believe is Noah's Ark. When a team of scholars, archaeologists, and filmmakers make it inside the ark, they discover an elaborate coffin in its recesses.
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Chilling then dragged on too long.....
- By Barbara on 05-17-17
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Ghost Story
- By: Peter Straub
- Narrated by: Buck Schirner
- Length: 22 hrs and 33 mins
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For four aging men in the terror-stricken town of Milburn, New York, an act inadvertently carried out in their youth has come back to haunt them. Now they are about to learn what happens to those who believe they can bury the past - and get away with murder. Peter Straub's classic best seller is a work of "superb horror" ( Washington Post Book World) that, like any good ghost story, stands the test of time - and conjures our darkest fears and nightmares.
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Great Story! The Best of Peter Straub
- By Jaimie on 07-17-12
By: Peter Straub
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Housekeeping (40th Anniversary Edition)
- A Novel (Picador Modern Classics)
- By: Marilynne Robinson
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
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A modern classic, Marilynne Robinson's Housekeeping is the story of Ruth and her younger sister, Lucille, who grow up haphazardly, first under the care of their competent grandmother, then of two comically bumbling great-aunts, and finally of Sylvie, the eccentric and remote sister of their dead mother. The family house is in the small town of Fingerbone on a glacial lake in the Far West, the same lake where their grandfather died in a spectacular train wreck and their mother drove off a cliff to her death.
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A small and perfect novel
- By martin hall on 03-06-21
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The Troop
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Corey Brill
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
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Once every year, Scoutmaster Tim Riggs leads a troop of boys into the Canadian wilderness for a weekend camping trip - a tradition as comforting and reliable as a good ghost story around a roaring bonfre. The boys are a tight-knit crew. There’s Kent, one of the most popular kids in school; Ephraim and Max, also well-liked and easygoing; then there’s Newt the nerd and Shelley the odd duck. For the most part, they all get along and are happy to be there - which makes Scoutmaster Tim’s job a little easier.
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Seriously Messed Up Gruesome Horror
- By Kim Venatries on 03-13-14
By: Nick Cutter
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- Leah C.
- 08-11-23
Great but Short
This kept my interest till the end. I like that it wasn't your typical horror story. The Troop is one of my favorite books, so I was excited for this to come out, tho it was a little too short. I just don't understand what the hell Cutter has against turtles? What did they ever do to him? Spoiler alert: This is the second time he's traumatized me with a long, tortuous turtle death.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-18-23
Not Cutter’s Best
Rather boring compared to Cutter’s other works. I appreciate him trying something new, but too many threads are laid and not picked up, and the ending isn’t nearly as ambiguous as I’d prefer. The narrator is fabulous though, as he always is when reading Cutter’s books.
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- A.L.
- 05-17-24
Splendid, Cerebral Horror
Terrific! Lovecraftian, reminds me a lot of The Croning but with an infinitely better narrator.
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- eufamia
- 12-12-24
no comparison to little Heaven
it's ok. something to listen to while you are on a road trip, or cleaning. Bur for me no need to read it twice or three times like I did with little heaven. I wouldn't pay full price Just saying
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- Chris Brooks
- 12-29-23
Quick and fun jaunt
The Handyman Method is a fun horror jaunt in the style of early Stephen King with lots of body horror and jump scares.
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- Karen Currie
- 08-09-23
It was very 😊 good!
Shining and something else I can’t put my finger on! But it was a good listen! I liked it a lot.
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- LWH
- 08-30-23
eh
has potential.. ending was.. eh. lacked in length and story was a bit vague
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- sarah
- 08-18-23
Always well pleased with a Nick Cutter novel
I have read every book by Nick Cutter, and I have never been disappointed. always uniquely twisted and gory, this book was a blast. I listened during a long and stressful week at work, but the book helped to ease the pain and carried me through. I thoroughly enjoyed this book, hell there were parts where my uncontrollable laughter was heard ringing through the hallways of this building I am cleaning, especially the part where Milo was helping his old man out with the eaves. The narrator was spot on and the story was inspiring.... I just might need to get a whole new set of tools..... I will always read a Nick Cutter book!!!!!
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- greg
- 08-23-23
Unique build and story, and very nick cutter
I always love reading a new concept to the genre, and I already love each of cutters novels. Creepy, visceral, highly descriptive, and with all the bug/crewpycrawely/maggot ideas you expect from NC.
Win-win-win
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- Anonymous User
- 12-15-23
Does Nick Cutter hate turtles?
I’m addicted after listening to the Troop. Now, I’m listening to the Handyman Method and I just want to know if Nick Cutter has an issue with turtles? All jokes aside, phenomenal and spine chilling story telling and the narrator is perfect. 100/10
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