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The Complete Tale of Bryant Adams
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Jacob McNatt
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By:
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Megan O'Russell
About this listen
Not all wizards were born to be heroes.
Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:
- Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.
- Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.
- Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.
- Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.
This Epic Tome contains all four books in The Tale of Bryant Adams:
- How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days
- Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You
- Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination
- Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny
Author Interview
Why did you choose to write a fantasy book that heavily involves a cell phone?
Phones are a huge part of everyday life. Smartphones are these tiny pieces of massive technology we use every day without really thinking about how astounding they are. But what if phones could be used for more than just scrolling through social media? What if an entire magical library could be hidden in your pocket? I wanted modern convenience to meet magic in a new way.
What does Bryant Adams bring to the world of wizards that readers haven’t seen before?
Bryant Adams is not your standard hero. He is not the chosen one, and the world may be doomed if he’s in charge of saving us all.
Bryant is a geek - the nerdy sidekick of the coolest kid in high school - who’s trying really hard to survive being a wizard but is too terrified to talk to the girl of his dreams.
He’s just a boy trying to get through his teen years without too much emotional damage…and then magic happens.
Who would enjoy this book?
If you like humor with a touch of snark, romance with a hint of wit, and magic that might destroy the world as we know it, Bryant Adams is the wizard for you.
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- Larry Marshall
- 04-01-23
Whiny Geek
I don’t normally write reviews, but must explain the three star rating for story. The story lines are good. My only complaint is Bryant, the main character. He is way too whiny and fearful beyond belief. It’s so bad it diminishes what is a good story line.
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