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Vinny Green
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There are those who call Ally Gator “horizontally challenged”. Some call him “pleasingly plump”, but these are just names that suggest that he might want to think about pushing away from the table and maybe even moving toward the salad bar. Rude as that may be, we all know body shaming is just not nice. It actually is as simple as that. In truth, he is the type of gator who will eat and eat until someone finally tells him to stop.
If you’d like to volunteer to take food out of a gator’s mouth, please raise your hand. Even then, his never-stopping jaws will attempt to lock down on any meal that they can.
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