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Diamond Brothers, Book 1
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Grace Nickolas
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Anthony Horowitz
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When the vertically challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he’s making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny’s dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package – and every crook in town on his back!
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"Nonstop action and clever, deadpan humor." (Booklist)
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- Christian
- 04-29-21
Happy to have rediscovered this book
I read this book as a teenager and loved it then. Now it’s a bit dated, but it’s still really entertaining. Gotta love it for containing underage drinking, queer nazi villains and loads of other good stuff
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