
The Darkest Pit: Screen Play
Episodes 11, 12, 13 of Hitchhikers Guide to Heaven and Hell
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The Darkest Pit
The Darkest Pit, Part 1
After Jefferson angers the Guide, he is sent with the trio to the deepest, darkest pit of hell. It is a place where nothing can escape, not even light. Stumbling in the darkness, they run into a vain cult leader whose followers now consist of the lice on her head. Later, they run into Charles Manson and his entourage. They team up with a person who is looking for her sister.
The Darkest Pit, Part 2
This is the second part of The Deepest Darkest Pit of Hell. The trio and Jefferson are in the Deepest Pit of Hell, a place reserved for ex-cult leaders. While there, they meet David Koresh, and while hiding, they listen to Seed Gospel and faith healing scammers.
The Darkest Pit, Part 3
This is the third part of The Deepest Darkest Pit of Hell. The trio and Jefferson are in the Deepest Pit of Hell, a place reserved for ex-cult leaders. They run into a demon, who promises them a way out, but they need to investigate a peculiar religious science first.
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