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Chris Ansoff
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David Larson
About this listen
This sequel to The Myth of the Anal Probe tells the story of what happens to Mike after he returns to Earth. He and his best friend Peter start a movement that is aimed at freeing the masses from control of a corrupt government while at the same time making the world a better place to live. That is no small order.
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- Desire Thorn
- 07-30-24
The realism of this book is far from fictional. Great book
The deconstruction of society and its flaws, the intangible fears, the painful truths, all makes me wonder as I look to my wrist for those blue black dots only seen by my minds eyes.
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