
The Coffin Hotel
Dead Furious: Book 3: An Urban Fantasy Adventure
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Narrated by:
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Melisandre Verte
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Ron d'Vous
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By:
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Erik Weir
About this listen
The best and worst thing about managing a supernatural hotel is managing a supernatural hotel.
The good. The afterlife lately has been pretty sweet for the most part. The staff has grown, and we all are getting along famously. The hotel is looking great, and the soul pennies keep flowing in, clawed hand over fist. I've been thinking about adding a new wing to the hotel and maybe purchasing those little mints you put on pillows to classy up the joint.
The bad. Horrific monsters want to raid the hotel. I have pages to an unholy book that can end the world. Monstrous bikers are terrorizing the guests. Organizing an event is hell. One of my staff has severe issues with reality. I don't want to brag, but a lot of monsters want to kill me. I made a deal with a demon. Also, I'm not sure I will be able to afford my next burrito shipment because of reasons.
The ugly. Someone close to me is in danger, and I will do anything I can to protect them.
Welcome to my continued adventures as I manage a supernatural hotel, take care of the guests, gain new powers, and fight evil. Time to dead up!
The Coffin Hotel: Dead Furious is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, banshees, big freaking spiders, undead, cursing, alcoholic drinks, monster bikers, revenge, over-the-top situations, and burritos!
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- Daniel
- 03-08-23
Very Good
Here I am at the end of book three and I got to say that I've been enjoying the hell out of this story. For me this is an easy recommendation to anybody reading this review. The narrators have delivered another awesome performance and I definitely look forward to their future work. Lastly, I'll simply say well done all around and thank you for helping in bringing this story to us, the audio listeners.
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- D McGraw
- 03-08-23
5 stars
Well done. Well narrated. will be looking forward to the next from this author. I received this copy free in exchange for an honest review.
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- Barrett M Cleveland
- 03-09-23
Great Series Continuation
This story just keeps getting better and I hope it continues to do so because its awesome. Each book has had something new to it and has kept the book fresh and interesting. Erik Weir has done an amazing job with this series and I cant wait for the next book to be released.
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- Anonymous
- 03-16-23
Great little book
I have never tried out these narrators before but found they did a good job. Especially Melisandre.
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- JB
- 03-17-23
I love this series
I received this title for free in exchange for an honest review.
I've really loved this series so far. it's super funny and well written. the narration is also really well done. if you want a good laugh give this series a shot.
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- Joshua Airington
- 04-26-23
5 stars
Another great book by Erik Weir. You will not be disappointed. Also the dual narration really brings the story to life. I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review.
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- Keith
- 03-17-23
Another funny, over the top episode!
This is one of those series that is over the top and revels in it. Every episode so far has been funny in different and interesting ways. For being over the top, it is surprising that the spicey times are well balanced by how much story there is. I really wish I could see an illustration of the bone bike though. Thanks Ron and Melisandre for another excellent performance.
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- Phillip caudill
- 04-04-23
great series can't wait for the next 1
honestly I can listen to this forever hope the writer keeps this up in this life and the next.
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- BiduscasMate
- 03-09-23
hotel management with a twist
this series is a riot. managing a hotel for supernatural is a surprisingly fun concept.
highly recommended.
love the narration.
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- DaynenMc
- 03-15-23
I love this type of HaremLit!
One of my favorite subgenres of LitRPG and especially HaremLit is this. The type that is humorous and doesn't take itself seriously but isn't too juvenile. That has so much fun with the characters but also has the ass-kicking when it's needed, or sometimes even when it's not needed. Where the author lets their imagination loose.
I hope that this series continues for many more books. I absolutely love it! I'm so grateful that I was able to get this book for free with the expectation of an honest review.
The writing and narration are great!
Honestly 5 big stars from me.
If you like fun kickass HaremLit you are going to love this series.
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