
The Christmas You Deserve
Five Festive Terror Tales
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Greg Patmore
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By:
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Paul Finch
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Christmas, the happiest time of year. Plum puddings, candy canes, carols by the fireside. But outside, the mist lies deep and still. Frost gnaws at your fingertips. Shadowy forms lurk in the evergreens. It’s the season for ghost stories. For dark warnings. For eerie myths drawing on the blood rites of the past....
The Christmas present that wants to butcher you. The horned devil in the Santa Claus suit. The terrifying events at Mistletoe Hall. The movie makers trapped in a winter nightmare. The annual puppet show that ends in death.
Five more festive terror tales from the mind of best-selling thriller and horror writer Paul Finch.
©2020 Paul Finch (P)2020 Paul FinchListeners also enjoyed...
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- Donnie
- 12-20-20
Excellent stories! Excellent narrator!
Excellent book!
The stories were very enjoyable and well-written. They start off at a nice slow pace and get going quickly!
American readers (listeners!) should know that the author writes from the United Kingdom, and so to expect some unusual words or phrases. There were also a few elements and cultural/historical references in the first story that were unfamiliar to me, though you can generally make out the idea from the context. I suspect that if you were a native of the UK they would make perfect sense.
The narrator is fantastic and had the perfect voice for the book. I hope there will be more combinations later.
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- joan bartlett
- 12-08-22
Xmas horror
Great narrator. The stories were very good. These are stories that I would listen to on Christmas eve.
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