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The Christmas Video

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The Christmas Video

By: Tim Lieder
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John hosted the first Xmas party on December 19th, the day before the dorm officially kicked everyone out. Rob, John, Mark, Vincent and Connie Franks from the 6th floor crowded into John's room and watched the first tape that his dad ever produced. It starred a big dick heroin addict, too strung out to make it in Los Angeles alongside three zombies – one male, one female and one too decomposed to tell. The male zombie was ramming into the indeterminate. The camera moved to the heroin porn star. The drug pasted his skin to his muscles. He wore his bleached hair long. The three zombies turned to him and he chose the male zombie; the one that was only recently missing an arm. Off-camera zombie herders pushed the other two away.

This story was also published in Sugarplum Zombie Motherf--kers alongside "The Man in the Red Suit" and "Santa Claus Dies."

Absurdist Fantasy Genre Fiction Zombie Christmas
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