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Richard Ferrone
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Lawrence Block
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After appraising the worth of a rich man's library—conveniently leaving his fingerprints everywhere in the process—Bernie finds he's the cops' prime suspect when his client is murdered.
It’s not that used bookstore owner and part-time burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr believes the less legal of his two professions is particularly ethical. (It is, however, a rush, and he is very good at it.) He just thinks it’s unfair to face a prison term for his legitimate activities. After appraising the worth of a rich man’s library—conveniently leaving his fingerprints everywhere in the process—Bernie finds he’s the cops’ prime suspect when his client is murdered.
Someone has framed Bernie Rhodenbarr better than they do it at the Whitney. And if he wants to get out of this corner he’s been masterfully painted into, he’ll have to get to the bottom of a rather artful—if multiply murderous—scam.
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- Larjane
- 11-26-23
The Intrigue
I liked all the detail of what the author explained about burglars. I wouldn’t know. The ins and outs made my head swim. I could not keep up, as usual. He’s funny.
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- Mark
- 12-08-19
I'd forgotten how much I like this series
Having already heard the previous editions I'd forgotten how much I like this series. Lawrence Block weaves irony and humour into his books while still managing to surprise you with the eventual outcome and Richard Ferrone's narration fits like a glove. With appearances from his lesbian, dog grooming sidekick and a slightly crooked NYC cop Bernie manages to extricate himself from felony charges while solving murder and art fraud mysteries and also winding up with the genuine painting plus others valuables for himself. This book joins the rest of the series in the top tier in my library.
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- MolllyT
- 01-31-17
It's the bookseller!
Bernie Rhodenbarr, art fraud, art theft, murder investigation, suspense, amateur sleuth, snark-fest
Bernie has been cleverly framed for murder and art theft. There are more twists and turns in this case than a mountain road, but there is also a book full of hilarious situations and verbal humor. I'm glad that I decided to reread this one!
Richard Ferrone is excellent!
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- Susan Weaver
- 07-10-19
Brilliant!
Probably the cleverest and most complex of the series, both educational and fun. Well read by narrator
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- Loy
- 01-23-24
Another crazy romp
Bernie gets himself in trouble again and get himself out in an entertaining way. Fun action Very good narrator.
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- Catherine L. Fithian
- 01-04-17
Excellent story
I've read this series and re-read them over the years and they never disappoint. This audio, however, is slightly disappointing for 2 reasons: it's not the author reading and the recorded chapter breaks are obviously from the old disc release and not modernised to have chapters breaking in the recording at each book chapter's end.
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- Emil Grancagnolo
- 12-29-23
WAY too much fun...!!!
Lawrence Block and Richard Perrone respectively Master Wordsmith and Master voice actor together have created a most entertaining, believable mystery of murder and Mayhem PLUS...!!! This installment is even better than the previous. AND for me the fact that it is set in NYC at a time that I am all too familiar with each and every one of the brand names subway stations buildings bars and neighborhoods makes it even more fun. Better pay attention there's a lot going on, and I think it is Caroline who says near the end that it was like a Nero Wolf story with too many characters too much action too many lawyers ( even her cat is named Archie Goodwin)... like I said... WAY too much fun 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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- Woody F.
- 02-16-24
I don't know why I wait so long between these book
Lawrence Block is simply amazing. I love everything he has ever written. The Hit List and Bernie Rhodenbarr series are too good to put down. He has a way of twisting together a great tale without forgetting the humor and suspense necessary to make his books a great escape.
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