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Jordan Sonnenblick
About this listen
Sixth grade is the worst... and also the best, as Jordan rides the ups and downs of middle-school life in hilarious fashion.
Funny, outrageous things didn’t stop for Jordan Sonnenblick after he left fourth grade. No, in many ways the events detailed tohilarious effect in The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell were but a prelude to sixth grade, a time when Jordan would have to dealwith...-- A rival named Jiminy (his real name is Jimmy -- but, hey, he looks like a cricket)-- A stickler English teacher who doesn’t care that all the old, worn copies of Great Expectations smell like puke-- An Evel Knievel obsession-- A first crush on a girl from band-- An assistant principal who brands Jordan a repeat offender... on his first day (If you want to know why, you have to read thebook. A tooth is involved.)-- A continued reckoning with both anxiety and asthma-- And more!
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-25-23
The boy who failed dodgeball
Super relatable. Great story for kids going into middle school. It is very humorous and I can’t for Sonnenblicks new book
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- Christina
- 02-29-24
That it was funny 😁
I really liked how it talked about middle school and in a very funny way
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-16-23
Best book
Best book I love it you should’ve read it you will enjoy it just going to say best book ever
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- Joce323
- 09-21-23
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