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Scott Dawson
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By:
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Nicholas Kocan
About this listen
When an avowed atheist finds himself in the afterlife, he is trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare where no one seems to be in charge. With the help of various bored and disgruntled angels, he navigates the absurd maze that is Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo.
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- Melissa and Josh
- 11-26-23
So different!
I loved it! The author is a great storyteller, and the narrator is a great... narrator. It all came together beautifully.
One line that stuck with me was when Sven asked Jesus if he could get his business card. LOL
I would definitely be interesting in reading/listening to more by this author.
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- JO
- 02-13-23
Fun story, GREAT reader!
Funny and complex story with many clever pop culture references. Really amazing voiceover performance. Reader did an exceptional job with all those characters! Would recommend.
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