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Jae Huff
About this listen
For more than 10 years, Becky Corwin-Adams has been a freelance writer and columnist for The Farmland News in Archbold, Ohio. Her columns have appeared under the title "The Empty Nest". These columns address topics such as humorous takes on life, heartfelt dog rescue pieces, and stories about major storms.
The author reminisces about dealing with door-to-door salesmen and collection agencies. Becky's adventures included flying in a small plane to have breakfast in her hometown, and arriving at a minor league baseball game in a limousine.
Readers have praised Becky's writing. "I have enjoyed reading your columns in the Farmland News", one reader wrote. "They brought back so many good memories for me. Thank you for taking me back to a happy time of life." Another reader wrote, "It is always great to see your column in the Farmland News. I have told so many people about your writing talents".
This audiobook includes some of the best columns from the early years of "The Empty Nest". These are some of the author's favorite columns, and she hopes you will enjoy them, too.
©2015 Becky Corwin-Adams (P)2015 Becky Corwin-AdamsListeners also enjoyed...
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- Deedra
- 08-24-15
The Best Of Empty Nest
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This compendium of articles read by Jae Huff brings back a lot of memories of the early days of things we take for granted now.Microwaves,cable,walking to change channels,vhs tapes,eight track tapes and missing our old schools are all universal experiences.Mostly funny,sometimes sad.I liked it!"I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review via AudiobookBlast or MalarHouse dot com"
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- Cindy Gwyn
- 01-02-19
not what the title implies the subject that the bo
not what the title implies the subject matter that would be covered. disappointed greatly. wished I did not purchase.
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- Wanda
- 05-01-15
A WaAr audio book review!
Hands down the best book that I have read by the author and I have had the pleasure to read most of them!
This is a collection of columns that has been previously published and takes us through normal everyday life of a woman, mom, wife and mother and rescuer of Cocker Spaniels!
From snow to a determined to escape her cage, we get to glimpse what life is like for this autjor with highs and lows such as saving three out of the four Spaniels she and her husband needed to go save.
From Limo rides to a game and flying to a breakfast. From thirty hour of non stopsnow to taking her mom to her mom's old highschool to building a teddybear or....well I lost count but they built a lot of teddy bears.
This is a fun short read and I had the pleasure to listen to the book on audio and this narrator really nailed the intent of the author.
I loved it. Can you tell?
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