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Nick Cracknell
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Amanda Milo
About this listen
Hi. I’m Gwen. I’m a single mom to two growing boys - and now I’m the brand new owner of an alien whose greatest wish in life is to become a live-in nanny.
It’s been kind of a weird day.
I wholeheartedly recommend adding an alien to your household though. He cooks, he cleans - and the kids love him. But three things you should know if you’re going to keep a seven-foot-tall alien in your basement?
You might want to invest in flameproof cookware. He will think of you as his planet’s equivalent of a princess. And my alien is totally stealing my underwear.
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- Toodlebug
- 12-28-21
Warm Christmas Feels, Fun, Sweet, & Sexy
The (Alien) Nanny for Christmas is a lovely, light hearted listen. Our heroine Gwen is a struggling single mom to two boys. She is desperately in need of child care to support her family. Our hero Mitteeku is a Rakhaii on Earth to help gather supplies for the human colony on his world. Mitteeku gets quickly distracted from his mission by Gwen and her family's plight. He is so sweet, protective, and adores Gwen and her boys. I love how they meet and the funny things that happen as they adapt to each other. Gwen and Mitteeku are hot and sexy together. It's a beautiful HEA for this family.
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- TG
- 03-13-22
Awesome
I love this series and each audio book is just as good. The narration is spot on. I hope for more to come.
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- Honey1382
- 12-02-21
Lovable sweet alien for the win!
All of Amanda Milo‘s stories are good, but having an alien on earth makes the story much more entertaining. Because of how literal he takes things you can’t help but laugh and appreciate a different point of view. In a perfect world, man or alien, taking care of a family in such away is heartwarming and just makes for a very happy story. Anyone who hasn’t read other books from the ‘stolen by an alien’ series, I highly recommend reading or listening to them. Beth’s Stable, while not on audio, is still probably the second funniest book of the series. I would recommend reading this or Beth’s story if you want a good laugh.
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- B.McGrath
- 12-17-21
humorous cute tale
This was bizarrely entertaining. Gwen was a bit hairbrained and ludicrous, but well intentioned- I. think!! Chris, the teen son was awesome to deal with all the crazy and his wack a doodle mom. Poor kid! It's a miracle if he's not emotionally stunted and in therapy. Altogether a fun listen. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a good job bringing it to life.
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- Sherman
- 05-15-23
ENGAGING & LOL WITTY
Maintaining stellar performances in plot development, character development and clever dialogue. Cracknell's performance is excellent.
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- Tiffany Edwards
- 07-08-24
Hilarious!
This book was so well written especially when compared to some of the books on here! I found it to be hilarious, I couldn't not stop until I listened to it all! If you want a wholesome, sexy, funny alien book then this is definitely one you'll enjoy!
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- S Reader
- 04-30-22
🌏 Absolutely Loved this book! 🪐 ❤️
The 📕 held my interest all the way through. Plus, I adored all the main characters. The Rakhii, Miteeku, was every woman’s ideal male: loving, good with children, handy around the house, helpful, protective, and; of course, tall, big, and attractive. In addition, it was a nice change from the other books in the series that this one’s setting was primarily on earth 🌎. I think I now have to rank this book my favorite in this series. Definitely, I will be reading the rest series looking for updates on Gwen, Miteeku, Chris, and Austin. 🥰
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- Ash
- 12-21-21
So much fun to listen to!
This was a lot of fun to listen to. Nick Cracknell did a great job narrating both the female and the male roles in this story. I've read this book many times before, which did not detract at all from hearing it! Overall, really enjoyed it.
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- KSand
- 01-20-22
How sweet this book it!
I listened to Thai book while wrapping presents for Christmas and it kept me thoroughly entertained. I love absolutely everything by Amanda Milo and this one is no exception. The narrator was phenomenal and kept me completely immersed in the story. Keep them coming Amanda!
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- Yuri
- 12-20-21
Perfection!!
Loved it! It was so short though. I wish it was longer! The ending was perfect! All the characters were lovable definitely recommend
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