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Bryan Johnson
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Walter Flanagan
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Brian Quinn
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Sunday Jeff
About this listen
It's anything but Grimm when the Tell 'Em Steve Dave crew gives their hilarious takes on some of the best and least known fairy tales.
Join Bryan Johnson, Brian Quinn and Walt Flanagan with special guest Sunday Jeff as they create a magical world of fantasy and wonder, trolls, living plants, and sinful dwarves. It doesn't get any better than this...or funnier.
Not for children but definitely for those who are a child at heart.
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- Ted
- 08-23-13
Life Changing
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-21-13
TESD never fail to amuse
What did you love best about Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?
It was very entertaining to listen to. When they break down the story, and point out all the ridiculous stuff that's going on, is hilarious.
Who was your favorite character and why?
They're all amazing.
Any additional comments?
LISTEN TO TESD ! BEST PODCAST AROUND AND THIS BOOK IS A GOOD TASTE OF THEIR HUMOR.
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- Moodini
- 10-17-14
March of the Ants
Typical glorious work by the TESD guys. You must have this if you're a completist. Worth the five bucks. Certified Get 'em free.
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- Mike Toohey
- 08-23-13
Re-Re-Really Funny
Would you consider the audio edition of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater to be better than the print version?
Yes (Can't imagine a print version)..
What did you like best about this story?
My favorite Podcasters reading classic stories..
Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?
Rumplestiltskin (as performed by Walt) - Creepiest Child Molester voice ever!!!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
yes
Any additional comments?
If you don't follow the podcast, you may not get some references.
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- Joseph
- 08-21-13
Extravagant
What did you love best about Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?
The thing i liked about this audiobook was it's simple genius
What did you like best about this story?
Oh, yes. Ten-fold.
Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?
Yes, through the use of yucks!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Nothing.
Any additional comments?
Moar Tell 'Em Steve-Dave, pls!
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- Randall
- 08-23-13
Better than Tolsoty
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed, I cried, I learned more than my fair share of the sociopolitical climate of medieval Europe.
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- Matt
- 08-23-13
The TESD boys do it again!
What made the experience of listening to Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater the most enjoyable?
The yucks, the rambling awesomeness, and Sunday Jeff!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?
The whole thing, if you have a sense of humor and an hour and a half you are a fool not to grab this book.
Have you listened to any of the narrators’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes, it is comparable to other performances by the narrator, actually it exceeds other performances.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, and I've listened multiple times.
Any additional comments?
If you don't buy this book you are probably not cool.
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- cody
- 05-15-15
Tell me a story Steve Dave
loved it Walt bry and Q along with Sunday Jeff are awesome. must have for any ant
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- Andrew Crock
- 04-13-15
Awesome!
As always they deliver hilarity at its best! Having a unique sense of humor and the way that they comment in the middle of a conversation taking the train of thought and going into a completely different direction is always refreshing.
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- Tanya
- 10-05-18
TESD fans will love this!
classic TESD! if you like the podcast, you will not be disappointed. I fully recommend
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