
Steampunk Zombies: Paradox Monkey
The Steampunk Series, Book 1
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J.S. Arquin
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By:
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Dean Moriarty
About this listen
Some few survivors that had resisted the zombies were rounded up too, and were put in the fridges to freeze them until needed, so that one day, when they all awoke sometime in the future, there would be slaves to work for them.
As they slept, the steam powered breeding machine bred workers and stored them for using when the time came.
Among the captured and frozen survivors was Blue-Jane, See-through Mary, Captain Crust, and some others that in their frozen sleep dreamed about a story that ate itself to become a paradox monkey that was hard to figure out.
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