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Robert Ryan
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Robert Ryan
About this listen
Ever wonder what that creepy guy with the crooked nose is thinking? Ever wish you could know what goes on in his head - from a safe distance? Well, here’s your chance. Here, for the first time, Robert Ryan offers you the opportunity to get an inside look at the world of bounty hunters, bail bondsmen, big game hunters, gun writers, criminals, and misanthropes, all from the comfort of your own home without the danger of standing too close to him. Standard Deviation shows the funny side of life with scumbags, scuzzballs, and homicidal moose. From advice on how to properly kill your girlfriend’s dog to the proper methods to employ when making change for prostitutes, this book has all the information you were always too squeamish to ask about.
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