
Spring Fling
Fatgirl, Book 7
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Narrated by:
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Jennifer Groberg
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By:
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C. S. Johnson
About this listen
A former agent is retiring...and relocating to Florida....
Kallie once looked forward to the Spring Fling, the one dance allowed at Cuttingham City High School. It was too easy to dream of Blake Turner as her perfect date....
But now, thanks to her deal with Abuela-Blanca, they’re spending the weekend in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, attending the “retirement gala” for Zina “ZZ” Morozova--one of the last and youngest inductions to the KGB. Once a harsh and ruthless killer, ZZ’s softened up a little in recent years, if only because she has enough blackmail and black market goods to support her--including AB’s doughnut recipe.
Things are what they are, but the things take a turn for the worst when Kallie and AB infiltrate ZZ’s party, looking for answers--only to discover the devastating truth about Kallie's mother....
From award-winning author C. S. Johnson, Fatgirl is a serial, episodic work of fiction, with a blend of satire, superhero fiction, and contemporary genres.
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