
Somewhere, Somehow, Maeron
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Narrated by:
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Caleb James Walker
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By:
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Jason S Brenner
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Somewhere, Somehow, Maeron
Written by JASON S BRENNER
Narrated by Caleb James Walker
Maeron Ashen wanted a quiet weekend. A break from the pressure of adulting, a secondhand tent, and maybe too many granola bars.
What he didn’t want?— A squirrel wearing sunglasses.— A glowing portal in the woods.— And definitely not a royal faceplant into sacred soup at a magical kingdom’s most important gala.
Oops.
Now dubbed “Soup Boy,” Maeron finds himself stuck in Somewhere, a kingdom where the laws of physics take coffee breaks, raccoons wear monocles, and baguettes sing opera. With the kingdom’s joy fading and magic unraveling, Maeron might be the chosen one—or just a guy with excellent accidental timing.
Alongside a sarcastic raccoon guide, a fire-wielding spellcaster named Tess, and a kingdom that whispers secrets when you least expect it, Maeron embarks on a laugh-out-loud, heartwarming quest to remember what joy feels like... and maybe, just maybe, to save a world that’s a little too weird to make sense.
A feel-good, portal-fantasy adventure full of talking doors, magical snacks, and the courage to be absolutely, ridiculously yourself.
©2025 Jason S Brenner (P)2025 Jason S Brenner