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Narrated by:
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Adam Bradley
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By:
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Ian Billings
About this listen
Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right?
Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on.
And finally, imagine a headless monk, with a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved.
Combine the three, and think about what could possibly go wrong. Think about everything that could go wrong.
Or, better yet, dare to listen to Snot Monster, and find out for yourself! Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, hear about the horrid goings-on going on...and face the terrible Snot Monster!
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