
Sloppy Seconds
Extreme Horror (Sick F*ck, Book 2)
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RJ Bayley
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Ash Ericmore
About this listen
Everything’s always a mess when Alex Cole is finished. Wanna go next?
Alex hates missing person’s cases. Unless they’re easy money. Anything is good when there’s easy money. Then there’s the delivery job. Get a box and hand deliver it to some rich jerk-off. Deal with another private investigator almost as skeezy as himself. And after all that there’s the Event. That’s sure to have a really, really, bad ending.
All for a lousy pay cheque.
Full of grotesque acts of violence, anal excavation, immortal beings, and strippers, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary...all sick f--k. Cole Investigations is open - again - for business.
Sloppy Seconds is an extreme horror novella, painted with the blackest of humour. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.
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- Allan Kayne
- 08-04-22
An absolute delight
Loved every minute of this one.
And RJ Bayley is a master in his own right.
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- Keep the underground, underground
- 02-20-24
Enjoyed EVERY serving
Kinda gave me a Salõ vibe. Throughly enjoyed and finally was as advertised. I’ve been listen to “extreme” books and besides the yearly volumes which have fallen WAY off, I’ve been disappointed. Not this one. Highly enjoyable, well crafted and gnarly visuals will be bright on by fantastically disgusting adjectives.
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