
Silent Night
Christmas Kringle, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Jim D. Johnston
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By:
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Michael Anderle
About this listen
Why can't they just leave Christmas alone?
Kris Kringle left behind his mercenary life to atone and accept the responsibility of delivering presents to the children each year. The children will smile on Christmas morning at all costs....Even if Kris has to die to make it happen.
Someone has set a trap for Kris Kringle. The problem is, Kris is willing to go anywhere to get those gifts to the children.
Including to his dark place. And this time, Kris is even surprised by who helps him.
Be careful, world. You don’t want to piss off Saint Nick.
Note: This story is not gentle. There is cursing, killing, and decapitation involved to save the season. Kris Kringle is not your normal Santa Claus. This listen is not appropriate for younger children. Don’t play this for them.
“Because this time it took a bit more violence to make Christmas happen. All heartstrings plucked.” (Michael Anderle)
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- Lorissa A Clark
- 01-07-23
Christmas Story for those who love Action stories
Snarky characters, fight scenes, gun play and lots of action. A perfect Christmas story.
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- Adam Hamilton
- 01-03-22
Another great book from Michael
This short story was a hilarious way to end the holiday season. Would seriously enjoy it if this story line is fleshed out further and given a proper novel.
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- Wondermom
- 01-01-23
Another irreverent masterpiece
Thoroughly enjoyable fractured Holiday tale. All the humor you expect from Michael A, and a wonderfully twisted St Nick backstory.
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- Boyd L
- 12-23-22
Fun listening
I like the work of the voice actor, it helped make it even better
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