
Shut Your Pie Hole
A Police Officer Upholds His Duty (Life of Pies, Book 7)
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Narrated by:
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William Hoyle
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By:
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C. S. Johnson
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Chilled and crusty...
Solomon McCain has long been the sheriff around Fairmont, and even though it's a small town, there's always a bit of trouble here and there. And while he's helped put away criminals, both petty and professional, nothing prepares him for the morning of the Fairmont Pie Contest.
What should have been an easy, fun-filled day is suddenly filled with accusations of murder, cheating, assault, and more—and all from individuals he'd known and worked alongside for years.
Solomon knows there will be hell to pay if he authorizes a formal investigation. The blacklash could be very costly, and not just on a personal level.
But what else can a police officer do? He must uphold his duty....
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