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Narrated by:
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Wayne Jones
About this listen
Short Story Press presents "They Are Everywhere", by Matthew Kilpatrick
“They Are Everywhere” is a story that combines the elements of the most spine-tingling supernatural horror with the funniest comedy. Never before have malevolent spirits, poltergeists, and haunted houses been so funny. Make no mistake though, the terror is real; it’s the witless protagonists and their incredibly inappropriate reactions that give the story its humor. In “They Are Everywhere”, you will encounter:
- A pair of dim-witted and entirely earnest main characters
- Three separate investigations into paranormal activity that do not go the way you might expect
- An interesting back story for the two main characters hinting at past exploits
- Elements based on other famous and well-known stories of hauntings
- Scenarios whose truth, whether supernatural or mundane, can easily be discerned by the listener, if not by the protagonists
- A final and interesting secret revealed to the listener, if nobody else
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