
Senile Squad
Adventures of the Old Blues
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Narrated by:
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Michael L. Canaan
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By:
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Chris LeGrow
About this listen
Grab your walker, secure your catheter, and make sure there's double adhesive on your dentures! Then hang on for dear life, because you are about to ride along with the covert Senile Squad -- a bunch of elderly cops who refuse to stop catching crooks. Fighting street crime the old-fashioned way is their modus operandi. The Ol' Blues, led by their cigar-chewing Sarge, bring justice back to the streets of Omaha by taking down a brutal Sudanese kingpin who thinks he's a powerful gang lord. Crime fighting has never been so funny or effective when seasoned cops armed only with walkers, canes, and wheelchairs (and some gross tactics) take back the streets.
©2016 Chris LeGrow (P)2017 Chris LeGrowListeners also enjoyed...
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Funniest thing I've read in a while
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Well you have probably figured that I wasn't enchanted with this one. It is light, trite, and has no redeeming adventure. 100% predictable from the opening to close
Thank God..A Road Less Traveled
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Great book
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Dentures, Diapers, and Dirty Deals
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What made the experience of listening to Senile Squad the most enjoyable?
Something different, entertaining, thrilling. Love the narrator, too. I love YA, but I have listened to so many stories about kids learning they have super powers that this was a warm and welcome relief.What other book might you compare Senile Squad to and why?
Hmm. Not sure there is a comparison yet!What does Michael L. Canaan bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
His accents, his deep and clear narration is as if he is reading it right to the reader. I love it!If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
The geezers have gone rogue.Any additional comments?
Funny, thrilling and original. Well done!Entertaining from the word GO!
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Hits all the emotions
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Great Book Very Funny
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
This book was awesome! It was such a fascinating story line and I really enjoyed all the characters. It was so fun to listen to.Who was your favorite character and why?
I don't necessarily have a favorite character, I think they all worked together really well.Which character – as performed by Michael L. Canaan – was your favorite?
Sarge, I think this voice he did was fantastic!Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
I loved the scenes with the piss packs, they had me rolling!Any additional comments?
Great book, great voices, excellent job by the narrator bringing this book to life!I love this book!
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Good story. Horrible narration
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Not for me
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