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The Andy Series
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Dirk Walvoord
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Dirk Walvoord
About this listen
Book 2 of the Andy Series is here! Send a Boy.... but can Seth do a man's job?
At the end of Andy (book 1 of the series), Azura signs the lease for her anatomically correct and fully functional "personal assistant" and takes him home. Day one is a success, but can Seth deliver over the long haul?
Every model of the Andy line is a good dancer, an excellent chef, a patient listener, an interesting and well-informed conversationalist. Andy models are never judgmental, always supportive and unfailingly polite. They're thoughtful, attentive, and considerate. Is that enough? How much perfection does a woman want? How much is too much? How threatening is it to be with a "person" who never makes a mistake?
Meanwhile...on the home front, in the offices of Robotics International, the focus turns to "who's next?" Now that Seth appears to be succeeding, to whom should the next Andy model be leased? Will that woman want the same things Azura did, or will she demand something completely different?
So many questions. You'd need a computer to figure them all out. Oh, that's right - it is a computer figuring them all out.
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