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Scary Stories to Tell to Millennials

A Humorous and Unsettling Collection of Post-Modern Horror Stories

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Scary Stories to Tell to Millennials

By: J. R. Salem
Narrated by: Jack Clancy
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Ever wondered what haunts the minds of Millennials?

This collection of 12 twisted tales dives deep into the anxieties of a generation that grew up with the internet, got ghosted by the housing market, and fears their student loans more than actual ghosts.

From remote work woes to awkward social events and vacation rental nightmares, each story delivers a blend of bone-chilling fear and laugh-out-loud satire. Uncover the horrors lurking in your everyday life as these sharp, witty tales take familiar situations and twist them into something truly uncanny.

Paired with eerie black-and-white illustrations that bring these modern nightmares to life, this collection is perfect for those who enjoy a spine-tingling laugh. Grab your favorite overpriced coffee, curl up under that weighted blanket, and get ready to confront the hilarious horrors that only Millennials could truly understand.

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Are you a Millennial (or Xennial)? Did you read Alvin Schwartz in elementary school? Have you ever had the following thoughts?

- I will never buy a house because I will never be able to afford what I want.
- My student loans will never be paid off!
- My rent is too damn high!
- I'm tired of gender reveals.
- The kid's extracurriculars are so expensive!

If so, this book is absolutely for you. It sums up the horror of having never lived in precedented times with some actual horror thrown in. But you're also going to laugh because, well, we're all going through it.

I'm a Xennial and I felt this!

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