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Narrated by:
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Robert L Stone Jr.
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By:
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Stephen Parato
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A cosmic superbeing comes to earth as a dog.
Ralphie is a dog. But there's much more to it... Dogs are not just dogs. They're actually multi-dimensional superbeings performing a reconnaissance mission on humanity. What Ralphie discovers confuses him, amuses him, and touches his little canine heart. This is Ralphie's Account of Planet Earth.
©2017 Stephen Parato (P)2018 Stephen ParatoListeners also enjoyed...
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