
Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe
A Bumper Book of Bite-Sized Bedtime Tales
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A book of 28 short stories for children of all ages
Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced?
Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate ever find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him?
What happens when the Queen of England decides to rob the Bank of England?
Can Spanky Windolene the circus octopus find the secret lair of the thing they call the internet in order to save his struggling circus?
Can those boastful worms stop boasting for just one second?
Will Cutlet the piglet detective solve the case of the missing parsnip?
And so on and so forth, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
With a host of animal and human characters, some of whom will be familiar to listeners of the highly praised collection A Month of Bedtime Stories and some of whom are completely new, these humorous and imaginative tales feature space-faring puppies, Kung Fu Grasshoppers, time-traveling slugs, undersea bee explorers, Viking goats, boogie woogie monkeys, disco-dancing Romans, and tiddlywinking cockroaches, to name a few. Ideal for bedtime listening.
Contents:
1. Kung Fu Grasshoppers
2. Disco Roman Derek
3. Captain Slinky's Parrot
4. The Queen's Submarine
5. Doctor Slug's Time Machine
6. Horses in Space
7. Shark Versus Crocodile
8. The Case of the Missing Parsnip
9. The Three Pigs
10. Spanky Windolene Saves the Day
11. The Queen Robs Banks
12. The...Way of the Pizza!
13. Hector's History Lesson
14. Spuddlybonk!
15. Naughty Vikings
16. Badger Cassidy and the Sundance Pig
17. Jenkins the Bad Robot
18. Eric Likes to Boogie
19. Captain Spasmic
20. The Cutest Kitten in the Universe
21. Cows in Black
22. The Boastful Worms
23. Joker Jo
24. The Land of Nonsense
25. When You Were a Snake
26. The Funny Little Thing
27. Cuckoo Lambs
28. Jazz Crabs
Here endeth the product description.
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