
Pumpkin Pounder
Fairytale Remixes, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Erin Mallon
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By:
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Laura Lovely
About this listen
I love redheaded men. Yes, redheads. Any shade from strawberry to bright sunset to hot-rod red. I love gingers and they love me. I love the way their freckles stand out. I love the way their necks get red when they get hot, sunburned, or turned on. I love the way I can spot one in a room and know they’re going to be mine.
I love them so much, I’ve earned a nickname: Pumpkin Pounder. (I’m not going to put that on my resume, but it suits me.)
The one thing I love as much as redheads is Halloween night in New York City, so when my friend invites me to a wild costume party aboard an old tug boat, I’m ready for anything...especially meeting the perfect guy.
The perfect redheaded guy...with an Irish accent.
Problem is, what if I want him for more than one night?
Pumpkin Pounder is a fairytale remix, a reverse Cinderella story inspired by The Nightmare Before Christmas, An Affair to Remember, and SATC. Laura Lovely’s Fairytale Remixes promise short hot-n-humorous romances inspired by fairytales, mythology, and pop culture.
Please see author website for content warnings.
©2019, 2022 Laura Lovely (P)2022 Laura LovelyListeners also enjoyed...
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- Renee Buse
- 04-04-25
Very witty & fun.
I like a shorter listen that has all the components of a long romance novel. Well done!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-04-24
Love it!
Perfect sweet and spicy fun read. I highly recommend anything by Laura Lovely, but this is definitely one of my favs. Love this author!
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