Pregnant AF: A Funny Pregnancy Book for First Time Moms Who Thought This Would Be Cute

Thought pregnancy would be a glowing, Instagram-worthy experience full of sweet cravings and belly rubs?
Bless your heart.

This is the book for first-time moms who have discovered the real truth: pregnancy is a beautiful dumpster fire of nausea, hormonal rage, weird smells, and bodily betrayal—and it’s time someone told the damn truth about it.

Pregnant AF is the hilarious, brutally honest, no-filter survival guide for women who are currently googling “why do my nipples look angry,” crying because someone moved the prenatal vitamins, or building a shrine to pee sticks. If you’re pregnant for the first time and wondering what the hell you just signed up for, this is your bible. And if you're shopping for the perfect baby shower gift that will actually get read? You just found it.

Inside, you’ll find:

• 💥 The truth about morning sickness (hint: it’s not just in the morning... or just sickness)
• 💥 What happens when you turn your vagina into a science experiment (yep, we go there)
• 💥 The real reason scheduled sex turns into a military operation
• 💥 How to survive unsolicited advice, social media “glow-ups,” and Madison from prenatal yoga
• 💥 Why crying over frozen peas is a totally valid emotional response
• 💥 Zero judgment, zero pressure, 100% honesty and humor

This is not a week-by-week medical textbook or a sunshine-and-rainbows mommy blog in print. This is for the real moms, the hot-mess moms, the braless and bloated moms-to-be who just want to feel seen. Whether you're nine weeks along and wondering if you're broken, or thirty-nine weeks in and trying to shoehorn your swollen feet into flip-flops, this book will make you laugh until you pee (which you were probably going to do anyway).

Perfect for:

• 🎁 Baby shower gifts that won’t end up in the donation pile
• 🎁 Funny pregnancy gifts for first time moms
• 🎁 Gifts for pregnant girlfriends, sisters, daughters, or coworkers
• 🎁 Books for women who are terrified and tired and tired of being terrified

Pregnant AF is the no-BS pregnancy book every overwhelmed, over-emotional, overly-gassy first-time mom never knew she needed. If you want real talk, real laughs, and real stories from the hormonal trenches—you’re in the right place.

You might not glow. But you’ll survive. And you’ll laugh your stretchy pants off while you do it.

Grab a copy for yourself and another for your favorite mom-to-be—because trust us, she doesn’t need another diaper cake. She needs this.