
PorterGirl: First Lady of the Keys
The PorterGirl Series, Book 1
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Sandie Keane
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By:
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Lucy Brazier
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As one of the most ancient and esteemed establishments of the academic elite, Old College is in for something of a shock when it appoints its very first female Deputy Head Porter. As she struggles to get to grips with this eccentric world—not to mention the polite and discrete appearance of some dead bodies—she begins to wonder just quite what she is doing here.
PorterGirl: First Lady of the Keys is a quirky and, at times, laugh-out-loud funny glimpse into a world usually reserved for the upper echelons of society.
Whether she is chasing after naked students, drinking copious amounts of tea, or getting embroiled in nefarious deeds, Deputy Head Porter is never far from adventure.
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