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Jon Tilton
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An unexpected treasure. A treacherous journey. A thrilling adventure that will shape her future.
Jane lives on an island of trash. And even though she has to scavenge garbage and deal with sinister robots, she still loves her home. It’s all she’s ever experienced, from her most cherished memories to her foggy past that she can’t quite remember.
But when a doll shows up in the latest batch of garbage, everything changes. Unlike the rest of the junk, the doll is in excellent condition, including its tag which reads, “Please return to Gloria Thatcher.”
Convinced it arrived by accident, Jane vows to return the doll to its rightful owner. There’s just one problem—nobody has left the island before, thanks to the tyrannical robots guarding the Docks, a dangerous place with a mysterious history.
Will Jane find safe passage to the Lands of Luxury? Will she uncover the secrets of her past?
Embark on this thrilling adventure where Jane and her friends discover the importance of hardship and the beauty in sharing stories with life’s greatest treasure—our friends and family.
Please Return to the Lands of Luxury is the first book in this exciting series. Join Jane, Rodney, and Timothy as they explore a distant world, much unlike their own. These riveting tales are packed with an abundance of action, plenty of heart, and timeless themes.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-01-24
Wowie
probably one of my favorite books ever since she didn't let go and it was soooo amusing
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- Tania Ibrahim
- 07-28-23
A beautiful story for all ages!
I enjoyed this book to the max! It’s a heartwarming and fun adventure filled with characters that are super relatable to any age group! I cannot wait for the next book in the series.
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- Carly Ally
- 03-13-23
What an incredible journey!
I enjoyed this book so much! It was a heroic journey - of friendship and family! Honestly this will be a book I read and reread - I didn’t want to press pause!
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