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From Jarrett J. Krosoczka comes Never Say Narwhal, the final installment in the hilarious, high-action middle grade series featuring two platypus detectives, perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Big Nate, and Jarrett's own Lunch Lady series.
Frank Pandini, Jr. is the mayor of Kalamazoo City, and everyone is celebrating - everyone except for Zengo, O'Malley, and Cooper, who can't seem to close a single case. To make matters worse, a mysterious hulking shadow has appeared in waters around KC. Could this spell the end for the Platypus Police Squad?
©2016 Jarrett J. Krosoczka (P)2016 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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- Joanna
- 04-01-18
Best series ever
I personally love the platypus police squad series it really draws you in. My favorite character has got to be Corey O’Malley. I hope you enjoy this book
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